Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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Shout out to the Department of Veterans Affairs for giving Veterans one more chance to die for their country
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Shout out to the Department of Veterans Affairs for giving Veterans one more chance to die for their country
I liked the latest Knives Out story.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I liked the latest Knives Out story.
Oh FFS
"The Trump Administration plans to abruptly eliminate as many as 35,000 health care positions at the Dept of Veterans Affairs this month...
"The cuts come after a reorganization effort already resulted in the loss of almost 30,000 V.A. employees this year..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"The cuts come after a reorganization effort already resulted in the loss of almost 30,000 V.A. employees this year..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
VA plans to abruptly eliminate tens of thousands of health care jobs
Strains on the Veterans Affairs system could grow with the elimination of as many as 35,000 mostly unfilled health care positions, including doctors and nurses.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh FFS
Seriously, why did they make everyone get them then?!
Add to this that HSI just filed a declaration in our case challenging these policies saying they can’t trust REAL IDs as proof of status.
So showing your papers isn’t even enough to end the stop.
So showing your papers isn’t even enough to end the stop.
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Seriously, why did they make everyone get them then?!
One thing I can say about my dogs. They understand the concept of comfort.
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
One thing I can say about my dogs. They understand the concept of comfort.
Oh wow, I missed that Illinois passed a right-to-die law.
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh wow, I missed that Illinois passed a right-to-die law.
Costco had something.
I am not sure if it is genius, or madness.
I am not sure if it is genius, or madness.
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Costco had something.
I am not sure if it is genius, or madness.
I am not sure if it is genius, or madness.
I’m going to Costco.
On a Saturday.
At noon.
Less than 2 weeks before Christmas.
I am not a smart man.
On a Saturday.
At noon.
Less than 2 weeks before Christmas.
I am not a smart man.
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m going to Costco.
On a Saturday.
At noon.
Less than 2 weeks before Christmas.
I am not a smart man.
On a Saturday.
At noon.
Less than 2 weeks before Christmas.
I am not a smart man.
It is 9° outside and Sherman is not ready to start his day. I am with Sherman on this.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It is 9° outside and Sherman is not ready to start his day. I am with Sherman on this.
Dick Van Dyke is 100 today…
Wow. He’s provided so many memorable performances.
Wow. He’s provided so many memorable performances.
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Dick Van Dyke is 100 today…
Wow. He’s provided so many memorable performances.
Wow. He’s provided so many memorable performances.
The Cheez-it commercial where the boyfriend sees a cheezit floating in front of his girlfriend’s dad and they imply he basically French kisses him is very, very strange and disconcerting.
I don’t understand the why of it.
Other than getting people creeped out and talking about it.
I don’t understand the why of it.
Other than getting people creeped out and talking about it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Cheez-it commercial where the boyfriend sees a cheezit floating in front of his girlfriend’s dad and they imply he basically French kisses him is very, very strange and disconcerting.
I don’t understand the why of it.
Other than getting people creeped out and talking about it.
I don’t understand the why of it.
Other than getting people creeped out and talking about it.
Kiddo’s Chevy Malibu is stuck in an icy, soft shoulder. I can’t find anywhere to hook onto to pull her out. Fucking new cars
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Kiddo’s Chevy Malibu is stuck in an icy, soft shoulder. I can’t find anywhere to hook onto to pull her out. Fucking new cars
Our high temp tomorrow is 9° F. I think it’s a good day for gumbo.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Our high temp tomorrow is 9° F. I think it’s a good day for gumbo.
It’s going to be interesting if AI triggers the water wars both through its decisions as well as through its consumption.
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s going to be interesting if AI triggers the water wars both through its decisions as well as through its consumption.
I am totally ready for this cough I've had for a couple of weeks to go away.
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I am totally ready for this cough I've had for a couple of weeks to go away.
Would, with gusto.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Would, with gusto.
Oh look, a leopard looking for a face.
Tractor maker Deere has warned that US President Donald Trump’s tariffs are backfiring on American farmers, prompting cash-strapped producers to delay replacing aging equipment. Deere has had to cut production and workers and says it is likely to cut more jobs in 2026. www.ft.com/content/523a...
Donald Trump’s tariffs intensify strain on US farmers, Deere warns
Farming equipment giant is scaling back production at flagship tractor plant in Iowa
www.ft.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh look, a leopard looking for a face.
I love how they call legal weed dealers “wellness advisors” now
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I love how they call legal weed dealers “wellness advisors” now
I call shenanigans. It doesn't have banged up bumpers.
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I call shenanigans. It doesn't have banged up bumpers.
To my grammarian friends out there. How does one punctuate a question about a quote? The quote isn’t a question, so putting the question mark inside the quote doesn’t make sense. Screenshot example of my last post.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
To my grammarian friends out there. How does one punctuate a question about a quote? The quote isn’t a question, so putting the question mark inside the quote doesn’t make sense. Screenshot example of my last post.
One problem with having three dogs and several bins of toys is that they each want one specific toy and you have to pull all of them out, one-by-one, u til you find that toy.
Repeat 3x
Repeat 3x
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One problem with having three dogs and several bins of toys is that they each want one specific toy and you have to pull all of them out, one-by-one, u til you find that toy.
Repeat 3x
Repeat 3x
My coworker is hard at work…
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My coworker is hard at work…