Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.
Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
There’s a weird commercial on Pluto for a movie made by a Jersey Shore person (J-woah?) called “Devon”
She does that ad from an empty McMansion, like she went to an empty one for sale and filmed her promo.
Very weird.
She does that ad from an empty McMansion, like she went to an empty one for sale and filmed her promo.
Very weird.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
There’s a weird commercial on Pluto for a movie made by a Jersey Shore person (J-woah?) called “Devon”
She does that ad from an empty McMansion, like she went to an empty one for sale and filmed her promo.
Very weird.
She does that ad from an empty McMansion, like she went to an empty one for sale and filmed her promo.
Very weird.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Finally getting around to removing the shitty casement windows from our TV room that we’ve wanted to remove for the last 17 years.
1 gone, 1 to go.
The. I will finally have a long wall for bookshelves
1 gone, 1 to go.
The. I will finally have a long wall for bookshelves
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Finally getting around to removing the shitty casement windows from our TV room that we’ve wanted to remove for the last 17 years.
1 gone, 1 to go.
The. I will finally have a long wall for bookshelves
1 gone, 1 to go.
The. I will finally have a long wall for bookshelves
Every time Insee a cybertruck I just shake my head and chuckle.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every time Insee a cybertruck I just shake my head and chuckle.
Things happened to my Saturn V Lego set…
I am wisely keeping my mouth shut.
I am wisely keeping my mouth shut.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Things happened to my Saturn V Lego set…
I am wisely keeping my mouth shut.
I am wisely keeping my mouth shut.
I could have a midlife crisis…
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I could have a midlife crisis…
Fuck it, go ahead. No one local can afford to go to matches, it would snarl traffic, and foreign tourists generally don’t tip, so the restaurant folks won’t get screwed over.
Also, it would be funny to see how those red locations deal with all the evil foreigners.
Also, it would be funny to see how those red locations deal with all the evil foreigners.
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Fuck it, go ahead. No one local can afford to go to matches, it would snarl traffic, and foreign tourists generally don’t tip, so the restaurant folks won’t get screwed over.
Also, it would be funny to see how those red locations deal with all the evil foreigners.
Also, it would be funny to see how those red locations deal with all the evil foreigners.
One of the big problems I am noticing with these AI writing tools is that they make you doubt your unique voice.
Even when you write something that is grammatically correct, the little underlines and squiggles dare you to hover your mouse over them and see what vanilla prose they suggest.
Even when you write something that is grammatically correct, the little underlines and squiggles dare you to hover your mouse over them and see what vanilla prose they suggest.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One of the big problems I am noticing with these AI writing tools is that they make you doubt your unique voice.
Even when you write something that is grammatically correct, the little underlines and squiggles dare you to hover your mouse over them and see what vanilla prose they suggest.
Even when you write something that is grammatically correct, the little underlines and squiggles dare you to hover your mouse over them and see what vanilla prose they suggest.
New HVAC thermostat idea:
It will have two switches. The first will be labeled “OFF” and “ON”. The second will be labeled “HEAT” and “COOL”.
On the back, the heat range of adjustment is 65° - 67° and the cool range is 74° - 76°. You need a specialized tool to adjust the temps.
It will have two switches. The first will be labeled “OFF” and “ON”. The second will be labeled “HEAT” and “COOL”.
On the back, the heat range of adjustment is 65° - 67° and the cool range is 74° - 76°. You need a specialized tool to adjust the temps.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
New HVAC thermostat idea:
It will have two switches. The first will be labeled “OFF” and “ON”. The second will be labeled “HEAT” and “COOL”.
On the back, the heat range of adjustment is 65° - 67° and the cool range is 74° - 76°. You need a specialized tool to adjust the temps.
It will have two switches. The first will be labeled “OFF” and “ON”. The second will be labeled “HEAT” and “COOL”.
On the back, the heat range of adjustment is 65° - 67° and the cool range is 74° - 76°. You need a specialized tool to adjust the temps.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Remember, remember the fourth of December, corporate intrigue and plot.
I see no reason why such a hunting season should ever be forgot.
I see no reason why such a hunting season should ever be forgot.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Remember, remember the fourth of December, corporate intrigue and plot.
I see no reason why such a hunting season should ever be forgot.
I see no reason why such a hunting season should ever be forgot.
Damn it. I’ve found something I agree with this idiot on.
Square body station wagons were awesome.
Square body station wagons were awesome.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Damn it. I’ve found something I agree with this idiot on.
Square body station wagons were awesome.
Square body station wagons were awesome.
Sounds like something a Morlock would say…
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Sounds like something a Morlock would say…
Well, this is kinda fucked up…
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Well, this is kinda fucked up…
I simply don’t understand these fucking politicians.
We really don’t have a clear path forward without major structural change.
We really don’t have a clear path forward without major structural change.
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I simply don’t understand these fucking politicians.
We really don’t have a clear path forward without major structural change.
We really don’t have a clear path forward without major structural change.
Like half the ads on PlutoTV are for a few podcasts from people I’ve never heard of and who seem insufferable.
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Like half the ads on PlutoTV are for a few podcasts from people I’ve never heard of and who seem insufferable.
Reposted by Androo Downie
My previous lead fell through, so...
Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?
I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?
I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My previous lead fell through, so...
Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?
I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?
I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
🚨 Handsomest Boys Alert 🚨
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
🚨 Handsomest Boys Alert 🚨
I’m enjoying “Down Cemetery Road” on AppleTV
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m enjoying “Down Cemetery Road” on AppleTV
I have a product idea.
A countertop Roux-o-matic.
Fill a flour hopper, and an oil tank. Tell it how much roux you want, and how dark. It mixes the flour and oil and cooks to the right color with a 5-10 minute warning so you know it’s almost ready.
A countertop Roux-o-matic.
Fill a flour hopper, and an oil tank. Tell it how much roux you want, and how dark. It mixes the flour and oil and cooks to the right color with a 5-10 minute warning so you know it’s almost ready.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have a product idea.
A countertop Roux-o-matic.
Fill a flour hopper, and an oil tank. Tell it how much roux you want, and how dark. It mixes the flour and oil and cooks to the right color with a 5-10 minute warning so you know it’s almost ready.
A countertop Roux-o-matic.
Fill a flour hopper, and an oil tank. Tell it how much roux you want, and how dark. It mixes the flour and oil and cooks to the right color with a 5-10 minute warning so you know it’s almost ready.
[Papal beatboxing]
They call me MC Pope ‘cause I bring the straight dope,
Straight from the holy scripture
I’ll paint you a picture,
So you can see,
The glory of G-O-D…
[Papal beatboxing]
There really should be twerking nuns to complete the visual…
They call me MC Pope ‘cause I bring the straight dope,
Straight from the holy scripture
I’ll paint you a picture,
So you can see,
The glory of G-O-D…
[Papal beatboxing]
There really should be twerking nuns to complete the visual…
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[Papal beatboxing]
They call me MC Pope ‘cause I bring the straight dope,
Straight from the holy scripture
I’ll paint you a picture,
So you can see,
The glory of G-O-D…
[Papal beatboxing]
There really should be twerking nuns to complete the visual…
They call me MC Pope ‘cause I bring the straight dope,
Straight from the holy scripture
I’ll paint you a picture,
So you can see,
The glory of G-O-D…
[Papal beatboxing]
There really should be twerking nuns to complete the visual…
Maybe it’s time to start buying shares in the companies whose leaders smile and nod as Trump says shit like this and start demanding to know, as a shareholder, if that is their position toward their non-white or immigrants employees and customers.
Trump goes on another racist rant about Somalis: "Ilhan Omar should be thrown the hell out of our country, and most of those people -- they have destroyed Minnesota. It's a hellhole right now. Those Somalians should be out of here. They have destroyed out country ... go back to your own country."
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Maybe it’s time to start buying shares in the companies whose leaders smile and nod as Trump says shit like this and start demanding to know, as a shareholder, if that is their position toward their non-white or immigrants employees and customers.
This is a great picture
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is a great picture
Glad the pilot got out!
WATCH: F-16C fighter jet crashes near Trona Airport in California. Pilot ejected safely.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Glad the pilot got out!
LOL
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
LOL