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Androo Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
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My most impressive skill is being "Snacktical" and applying tactical snacking.

Former Army, current digital marketer, and all that email you get? Yeah, sorry for that.

Husband, father, dog dad, chicken wrangler, and motorcycle rider.
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I mean…
A brindle English bulldog sleeps amongst rumpled bedding. He looks extremely comfortable.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Things happened to my Saturn V Lego set…

I am wisely keeping my mouth shut.
A Lego Saturn V set that has suffered a rapid unplanned disassembly.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
The check engine light from a vehicle.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Sherman says there can only be one tank, and it is him.

But he still wishes Tamu a happy birthday.
A unit of a brindle English Bulldog.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Remember, remember the fourth of December, corporate intrigue and plot.

I see no reason why such a hunting season should ever be forgot.
Stylized rendition of the shooting of the united healthcare ceo by a hooded assailant wearing a backpack.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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🚨 Handsomest Boys Alert 🚨
A brindle bulldog, and two fawn boxers share a dog bed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Ah, the true sign of a well run campaign…
Portion of a candidates sms which reads: “Hi {First_Name}, It's Junaid Ahmed. I'm running to represent you in Congress. I wanted to”
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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As does my son
An English bulldog sleeps on his side with his upper legs hanging in midair.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Post a meme from your abandoned memes folder
A Decrux meme with the caption, “cease all acts thou are engaged in. The time of the hammer is upon us.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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You know what y’all aren’t having right now? A Prime rib grinder!
A sandwich made on a Demi baguette. It has ham, turkey, Genoa salami, leftover prime rib, American, and pepper jack cheeses.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Sherman is funny in the snow.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Wizardry, as well!
A screen shot of the Apple II game “Wizardry”
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I was raised on these streets
Screen shot of the text-based adventure game Zork. It reads: West of House. Score: 0/1 Z0RK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. ZORK is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc. Revision 88 / Serial number 840726 West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. > open Mailbox opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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There is 6” of snow on the ground, so far, and a fire in the fireplace.

The boys are content.
A brindle English bulldog and a fawn boxer lay upon blankets on a leather couch. The boxer is covered with a blue blanket. They look snuggly and warm. A fawn boxer sleeps in what is decidedly NOT his chair. He is completely covered with a green plaid blanket, with the exception of his face.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Y’all…

My Lobster Nativity scene arrived and it is AWESOME!

Thanks to @faineg.bsky.social for informing me of its existence. I shall now insist it is a new family Christmas tradition to display it 😂
A nativity scene made of lobsters. The characters represented are: Baby Jesus on a bed of seaweed in a clam manger Mary Joseph The three kings Shepard Drummer boy A lobster-cow A lobster-camel A lobster-sheep A nativity scene made up of all lobsters inside of a lobster trap. The characters represented are: Baby Jesus on a bed of seaweed in a clam manger Mary Joseph The three kings Shepard Drummer boy A lobster-cow A lobster-camel A lobster-sheep
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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My Lego Gingerbread AT-AT was missing two pieces. I requested new ones but I have questions about the set:

1) An AT-AT decorated for Christmas implies the Jedi and Sith were actually Idolaters or Syncretists.

2) Gingerbread Darth Vader? Really? Darth Vader was “baked” like a cookie?! He burned!
A Lego gingerbread AT-AT model with gingerbread Darth Vader standing on top.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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He’s had a day
An English bulldog uses his large pirate chicken toy as a pillow. He has a blep going on, as well.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Who? Us?
A fawn blocker lays on the floor. An English bulldog sits between his front paws. Both look up at the camera in expectation of crumbs.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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She’s ready for the road to Dushanbe…
A woman stands, wrapped in a thick coyote fur coat and wearing a Russian fuzzy hat.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Waiting for the guests to arrive
Two fawn boxer dogs lay side-by-side, mostly hidden by a draped tablecloth. They are in front of an entry door that is open, so they can see out through the storm door.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

I am not surprised.
An English bulldog sits, wearing a maroon sweater.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Sherman also got a sweater!
An English bulldog sits wearing a holiday sweater Same bulldog and sweater, pictured from the front
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The middle house of my wife’s Christmas display doesn’t have lights on because the creepy clown killed everyone…
Three “gingerbread” holiday display houses. The two on ends have lights on. The middle house does not. A figure stands in front of the corner of the house… A closeup of the creepy clown, holding a red balloon. Hidden behind his back is a knife
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Y’all… SHERMAN HAS A BLUE VELVET HOODIE!
A brindle English bulldog posing in his new blue velvet hoodie with the hood up Now he poses with the hood down Another good down angle
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM