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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · Sep 10

New pinned post i guess

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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · Apr 1

Crazy transition timeline

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🎃 DETTAN ☛ COMMS OPEN @dettanarts.bsky.social · 21d

[OC] The Oni Warlord enjoys her spoils ~ 👹⛩️🐖
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And so we conclude this accidental big Oni series, hope you enjoyed these ~ Now back to our usual programming, I'm in the mood to draw knights again ⚔️

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21d

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 21d

this is gamer talk store.steampowered.com/app/2299900/...

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Vanilla's Wife @lopunny.bsky.social · 22d

Many oomfs would fold

A picture of a cardboard box reading "300 LB SHORT STACK DEER"

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 21d

No one said Yes so I didn't. Sorry for asking, I won't do that again

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 21d

Should I buy this three liter bottle of Faygo for $2.50?

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Cian @witchcian.bsky.social · 22d

a wojak-type image of a character termed the difficulty "enjoyer", but his face has been crudely replaced with the phone from Earthbound, who is acting as a visual representation for Ness's Dad. His shirt says "I <3 Not Playing Games" and he has a plaque behind him that reads "#1 Breaktaker 2025". Alongside him are several quotes, seemingly attributed to him

"You should really take a break and come back to it later"
"Maybe if you took a break you might have more fun"
Feeling kind of tired, will hit the sack
"I don't mean to butt in, but don't you think you should take a break?"
Makes a record of your adventure, put some money in your account
"You're a hard worker, just like your mom. Don't work too hard though..."

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Jay @envinyon.bsky.social · 22d

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

Off work early, anyone want anything?

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ravi @goomvi.online · 22d

just remembered this pic I took last year

using misleading framing and cropping to make it look like “Scary LGBTQ+” is in reference to Yukinobu Tatsu’s manga, DanDaDan, a personal favorite of mine

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

The clips of Nichijou that people always posted weren't even the funniest ones in the show

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Special Week (REAL) 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 22d

having a chubby vampire gf and wearing a shirt that says "my anemia looks like this so she can look like this"

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

you could write anything in a 2010s XSeed translation, they did not give a shit

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hirachill @hirachil.bsky.social · 22d

ナイスネイチャ
#umamusume

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unfounded @unfoundedrevenge.bsky.social · 22d

This is a just a draft, but it's the general idea I'm going for with my Ninten drawing. This "polaroid" is too blurry, but not in the good way, and "DRUGS" might be a little... too emphasized lol.

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

(the silver case voice) The Silver Case

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

Sorry, I'm just lashing out cause its not on playstation yet

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

(seeing that hades 2 came out) Oh, is there a Reddit-Bisexualball going on today?

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undead transgender kai shiden 👻🦇 @cephalopistol.bsky.social · 22d

bright: boy quiet

bright: boy quiet

bright: boy quiet

bright: boy quiet
boy quiet now
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kai: okay sorry

bright: boy you want some hotdogs

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 22d

Slept from 9pm-3am, played a jrpg till 6am, got an iced coffee and now I feel like this at work

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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 22d

"tell me, protagonist...what do you think of this world?"
"i think there are bad things...but good things too."
[chorus of family feud "good answer!"s]

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Goetic Justice (aka Fu aka Grain of Salt) @goetic-justice.bsky.social · 23d

Nightmare Fuel: Lampshaded by Jill
Deconstruction Fleet
Badass Normal: Jack
Truth in Television: they really did have pails of water

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 23d

Wikipedia: Jack falls down the hill and injures his head. Jill stumbles as well shortly after.

TVTropes: The hill scene. Dear God, the hill scene. Not only did Jack fall down and get a head injury, his sister did as well. Water fans will think twice about fetching a pail after seeing this!

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 23d

Attention Deficit Disorder WIN: This "Leftist" Finally Finished An Entire Season Of Blowback