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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Feb 4

It's giving existential terror

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

I am familiar with the origin of the word! I don't like it! I have a *personal* revulsion to how it sounds and appears, and I have a *technical* objection about its utility. If other people use it, fine. *I* don't like it, *I* think its utility is more limited than more commonly used words.

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

I said I don't like the term and I don't think its less ambiguous or more impactful than collaborator, but people who use it don't need to justify themselves to me.

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

Danielle Smith was recorded having a friendly discussion with Ben Shapiro, who has previously said that "we can annex [Canada] and then just call it an outlying territory or something like Puerto Rico, but of the North."

www.nationalobserver.com/2025/03/27/n...

Danielle Smith and Ben Shapiro discuss Canada electing ‘solid allies’ to Trump at Florida event

On stage at a PragerU fundraiser, the Alberta premier, under fire for allegedly encouraging U.S. leaders to influence Canadian politics, said, 'I come in peace.'

www.nationalobserver.com

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

As an exceptionally poor dresser myself, I say it without malice.

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

Virgin/Chad meme. Virgin Tim Hortons: American, named after famous drunk driver, parent company supports the IDF, no root beer, does not have burger family, Brazilian (!?) Chad A&W: root beer, onion rings, doesn't give free food to IDF, family of burgers, wholly Canadian owned and operated, superior fast food burger

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

It's not a Canadian-owned company anymore and even if it were, we're not obliged to pretend bad things are good just because they're Canadian.

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

Might have landed if I wasn't currently experiencing the psychic hell that is Pearson

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

Pearson is an airport

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

Mark Carney should promise a national inquiry into why Pearson sucks so fucking bad

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 28

Not American don't care about America

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 27

I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 27

BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!

Times headline that says "I'm 37, I might be single forever, and I'm happy with that."

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 27

Are you familiar with the concept of jokes?

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Mar 27

Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck

Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · Mar 27

Would you look at this absolute bullshit?

A motherfucking cybertruck done up to look like a fire engine. Ffs.

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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Dec 29

People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.

saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · Dec 29

I spend a pretty significant amount of time wondering if various cultural elites have ever eaten Kraft Dinner