Owl
@abowlofapples.bsky.social
BlueSky Account for AO3 Author Owlman_Jack. Do NOT make me regret doing this. This is the ONLY social, so anyone anything else is a fake.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
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Magical master musing on the matter of machine minds.
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Magical master musing on the matter of machine minds.
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There is some kind of more raw energy though. Like most of the absurdity is meh, but now and then it hits something that'd be hard for me to do now.
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There is some kind of more raw energy though. Like most of the absurdity is meh, but now and then it hits something that'd be hard for me to do now.
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We're setting up some more SMBC collections, and so I'm going through the ancient stuff. I think this was the first actually funny one.
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We're setting up some more SMBC collections, and so I'm going through the ancient stuff. I think this was the first actually funny one.
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I remember this as one that people either loved or found baffling
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I remember this as one that people either loved or found baffling
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Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
So I watched Bleach back when it was a thing, and the only part that's really stuck with me was Hitsuyaga's original Bankai form. Not the character, not the world, JUST the form itself.
Recently, I learned that Hitsuyaga traded up to a new improved Bankai form and his old one shed like falling
Recently, I learned that Hitsuyaga traded up to a new improved Bankai form and his old one shed like falling
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So I watched Bleach back when it was a thing, and the only part that's really stuck with me was Hitsuyaga's original Bankai form. Not the character, not the world, JUST the form itself.
Recently, I learned that Hitsuyaga traded up to a new improved Bankai form and his old one shed like falling
Recently, I learned that Hitsuyaga traded up to a new improved Bankai form and his old one shed like falling
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And THIS is why not all books need to be shelved in YA, people!
When I worked at The Wherehouse, I kept having to take "Legend of the Overfiend" out of the kids section because "It's an animated movie, it must be okay."
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
And THIS is why not all books need to be shelved in YA, people!
AU where Ava has to go through the Drive Through in reverse due to the fact that her car is from overseas. Camila loves it, Lilith thinks she's insane, Beatrice (of course) finds it pragmatic yet impractical.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
AU where Ava has to go through the Drive Through in reverse due to the fact that her car is from overseas. Camila loves it, Lilith thinks she's insane, Beatrice (of course) finds it pragmatic yet impractical.
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This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
BRAIN SPEW
Ava spun to her right, breaking off the lock with one tentacle, the other tearing the cage door open and grasping the super-rabbit, "Hare Force One, BITCH!" She screamed, and threw the rabbit at the scientist, who let out a startled yelp as he was hit in the face. The rabbit, recognizing
Ava spun to her right, breaking off the lock with one tentacle, the other tearing the cage door open and grasping the super-rabbit, "Hare Force One, BITCH!" She screamed, and threw the rabbit at the scientist, who let out a startled yelp as he was hit in the face. The rabbit, recognizing
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
BRAIN SPEW
Ava spun to her right, breaking off the lock with one tentacle, the other tearing the cage door open and grasping the super-rabbit, "Hare Force One, BITCH!" She screamed, and threw the rabbit at the scientist, who let out a startled yelp as he was hit in the face. The rabbit, recognizing
Ava spun to her right, breaking off the lock with one tentacle, the other tearing the cage door open and grasping the super-rabbit, "Hare Force One, BITCH!" She screamed, and threw the rabbit at the scientist, who let out a startled yelp as he was hit in the face. The rabbit, recognizing
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If reincarnation exists I dearly hope to come back as a house cat. The only downside I can see is the necessity of sniffing butts.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If reincarnation exists I dearly hope to come back as a house cat. The only downside I can see is the necessity of sniffing butts.
Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now up. Put it in your reading list for this Thursday and/or the weekend and enjoy.
archiveofourown.org/works/520574...
archiveofourown.org/works/520574...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now up. Put it in your reading list for this Thursday and/or the weekend and enjoy.
archiveofourown.org/works/520574...
archiveofourown.org/works/520574...
Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now complete. Tonight I sleep, tomorrow, I edit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now complete. Tonight I sleep, tomorrow, I edit.
The following link/picture is Beatrice Character-Arc relevant to Seer of South City.
That is all.
www.heartoftoys.com/gi-joe-uss-f...
That is all.
www.heartoftoys.com/gi-joe-uss-f...
Gi Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier: When Dreams Get Big | Heart of Toys
Discover USS Flagg aircraft carrier, the largest playset ever made. Enter the world of GI Joe and get ready for you next adventure. Read now!
www.heartoftoys.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The following link/picture is Beatrice Character-Arc relevant to Seer of South City.
That is all.
www.heartoftoys.com/gi-joe-uss-f...
That is all.
www.heartoftoys.com/gi-joe-uss-f...
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Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
September 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
New Crack Pairing Idea: Raven from Teen Titans and Lucio from Overwatch. They wake up in Overwatch verse Vegas married.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New Crack Pairing Idea: Raven from Teen Titans and Lucio from Overwatch. They wake up in Overwatch verse Vegas married.
BRAIN SPEW
(Follow up)
"They're very good grilled sandwiches and dick waffles," Camila added.
Which was true, but also not the point.
(Follow up)
"They're very good grilled sandwiches and dick waffles," Camila added.
Which was true, but also not the point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
BRAIN SPEW
(Follow up)
"They're very good grilled sandwiches and dick waffles," Camila added.
Which was true, but also not the point.
(Follow up)
"They're very good grilled sandwiches and dick waffles," Camila added.
Which was true, but also not the point.
BRAIN SPEW
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
BRAIN SPEW
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
The Danger Mouse Cameo is a nice touch.
I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Danger Mouse Cameo is a nice touch.
I don't even drink coffee and I want to buy a bag of this just for the name alone.
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
Lobster Butter Love
Does it have lobster in it? No! Is it delicious? Yes!
Lobster Butter Love is ground zero for any coffee connoisseur. Morning can’t any come any sooner because the aroma, smoothness and rich full body
www.roosroast.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don't even drink coffee and I want to buy a bag of this just for the name alone.
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
I believe in the sharing of knowledge.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I believe in the sharing of knowledge.