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I’m here to read fun and cool posts about mini painting, wrestling, MST3K, Star Trek and silly little jokes

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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes virgins
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bro I’ve seen Darby Allin get in offense on Claudio and Powerhouse Hobbs let’s not pretend wrestling is a believability business 🤼
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior, Genoa salami?
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Midnight salami time
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Imagine being the one who gets to update the Wikipedia article when it happens
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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the tragedy at the core of fallout 4's plot is that the institute, who is best positioned to grow loud, would not do so, while the minutemen, who already grow ditchweed, would never discern the path to sinsemellic nirvana. this leaves the commonwealth without a clear path to cannabis tax revenue.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No Collision so I’m Gonna watch some maple leaf pro about it 🤼
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My partner is choosing violence against me 🤼
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sure would be cool if someone brought me a big pot of stew
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The Virgin House minority leader vs the Chad Pope
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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My take on the Adeptus Mechanicus symbol, which has featured in various books for the 40k ttrpg Wrath & Glory.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have to pee so bad you guys
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I refuse to learn anything about big justice and the rizzler outside of pro wrestling 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I need to see a Thekla/Athena match to see who is the queen of 5’1” fury 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My feed rules because I’m seeing people talk about the various CMLL, Stardom, and ROH shows people are watching right now 🤼
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Less Than Jake
Drop Kick Murphys
Misfits (sans Danzig)
Goo Goo Dolls (via Chili fest in Cincinnati lol)
Queens of the Stone Age (latest one, went this year!)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

1. Violent Femmes
2. Philip Glass
3. Elvis Costello w/ Allen Toussaint
4. Dinosaur Jr.
5. Sarah Shook and the Disarmers
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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who called it werewolf dick and not lycopeen
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s not enough to be one of the best wrestlers in the world. He’s gotta look like this too 🤼
Can we take a moment with these Takeshita pictures from Puroresu Nylon!? 🔥😍
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Iykyk
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM