two letters short of a Beatles classic
@abbeycacrabby.bsky.social
25,queer, she/they
There’s something about a post nut nap just hits differently (I dropped out of NNN)
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There’s something about a post nut nap just hits differently (I dropped out of NNN)
got silly and had to sentence myself to five “I don’t chase I attract” in the mirror
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
got silly and had to sentence myself to five “I don’t chase I attract” in the mirror
Wish I could rip the demi lover girl out of me and just be a SLUT
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wish I could rip the demi lover girl out of me and just be a SLUT
Just had my first negative depression screening ever lets goooooo
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just had my first negative depression screening ever lets goooooo
Costar rlly humbling me two days in a row
September 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Costar rlly humbling me two days in a row
I think my fwb is giving me the best birthday gift this year and I’m not mad about it lmao. God damn I’m so glad I didn’t kms last year and am gonna see 25
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think my fwb is giving me the best birthday gift this year and I’m not mad about it lmao. God damn I’m so glad I didn’t kms last year and am gonna see 25
2023 me (in toxic relationship that was heading towards engagement) would absolutely shit themselves if they knew I got hot, made an onlyfans, and am experimenting w non monogamy for the plot
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
2023 me (in toxic relationship that was heading towards engagement) would absolutely shit themselves if they knew I got hot, made an onlyfans, and am experimenting w non monogamy for the plot
In one week I’ve:
Broke no contact (got ghosted lol)
Deleted bumble
A martini made me think straight thoughts
Decided to start an OF
Casually posted on insta
Either I’m in the midst of another amazing glow up and transformation, or I’m fkn losing it
Broke no contact (got ghosted lol)
Deleted bumble
A martini made me think straight thoughts
Decided to start an OF
Casually posted on insta
Either I’m in the midst of another amazing glow up and transformation, or I’m fkn losing it
September 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In one week I’ve:
Broke no contact (got ghosted lol)
Deleted bumble
A martini made me think straight thoughts
Decided to start an OF
Casually posted on insta
Either I’m in the midst of another amazing glow up and transformation, or I’m fkn losing it
Broke no contact (got ghosted lol)
Deleted bumble
A martini made me think straight thoughts
Decided to start an OF
Casually posted on insta
Either I’m in the midst of another amazing glow up and transformation, or I’m fkn losing it
This is it chat. I understand what I needed to know now
August 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is it chat. I understand what I needed to know now
Im horny my uterus hurts and I have no chocolate 👿
August 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Im horny my uterus hurts and I have no chocolate 👿
God damn apparently calling a room full of men insufferable bottoms is a really effective form of networking in the comedy scene
August 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
God damn apparently calling a room full of men insufferable bottoms is a really effective form of networking in the comedy scene
Pity party for me myself and I has wrapped. Back to being off putting and hot
August 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Pity party for me myself and I has wrapped. Back to being off putting and hot
(In another 6 weeks it will have happened 12 weeks ago. That version of myself may feel differently than I do now even though these feelings feel real permanent)
August 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
(In another 6 weeks it will have happened 12 weeks ago. That version of myself may feel differently than I do now even though these feelings feel real permanent)
Just saw a full tits and ass out burlesque show with my mom (I found out she didn’t know what burlesque was when she said she wanted to go)
August 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just saw a full tits and ass out burlesque show with my mom (I found out she didn’t know what burlesque was when she said she wanted to go)
Either I’m understanding what intuition feels like or the tik tok tarot readers are pushing me to the point of delusion. To be determined by my therapist tomorrow 🤠
August 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Either I’m understanding what intuition feels like or the tik tok tarot readers are pushing me to the point of delusion. To be determined by my therapist tomorrow 🤠
In AlexReadsTarot we trust🫡
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In AlexReadsTarot we trust🫡
Missing and yearning for someone that Didn’t and Couldn’t Choose You is so embarrassingggg. I rlly hope we cross paths again someday bc they’re Such A Fucking Peach and was So Fortunate to have them in my life
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Missing and yearning for someone that Didn’t and Couldn’t Choose You is so embarrassingggg. I rlly hope we cross paths again someday bc they’re Such A Fucking Peach and was So Fortunate to have them in my life
It’s been nearly three weeks. Now it’s time to let phoebe bridgers tell me it’s for the better because wow I need to hear that and get that into my head. Realizing that I have spent time missing someone who wanted to distance themselves from me just makes me a bit mad at myself. And them too ig.
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s been nearly three weeks. Now it’s time to let phoebe bridgers tell me it’s for the better because wow I need to hear that and get that into my head. Realizing that I have spent time missing someone who wanted to distance themselves from me just makes me a bit mad at myself. And them too ig.
My therapist said I am “psychologically sound” to go fuck around and told me it would be good for me so I’ve basically been prescribed sex
July 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My therapist said I am “psychologically sound” to go fuck around and told me it would be good for me so I’ve basically been prescribed sex
Rlly missing child life coordinators rn, first time being admitted into an adult hospital and man I miss them bringing me colored pencils and connect the dots
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Rlly missing child life coordinators rn, first time being admitted into an adult hospital and man I miss them bringing me colored pencils and connect the dots
Realizing some of my coworkers don’t understand that I’m their boss in a ironic and malicious compliance kind of way and not a raging bitch kind of way and that rlly sucks
May 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Realizing some of my coworkers don’t understand that I’m their boss in a ironic and malicious compliance kind of way and not a raging bitch kind of way and that rlly sucks
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I’m sorry to everyone who knows too much about my kinks.
March 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m sorry to everyone who knows too much about my kinks.
Wowza catching feelings feels so so good when you’ve both been in therapy consistently
March 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wowza catching feelings feels so so good when you’ve both been in therapy consistently
I hope Chappell drops a whole cuntry album dedicated to sapphic love and giving good strap
March 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I hope Chappell drops a whole cuntry album dedicated to sapphic love and giving good strap
I accidentally made my therapist cry this is a first
February 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I accidentally made my therapist cry this is a first