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Alex Akers
@a2.co
🥣 Software Engineer, Shortcuts at Apple
🏳️‍🌈 he/him
🕸️ https://a2.co
@stephenrobles.com The "Create new Shortcut" shirt was a big hit at work today!
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I wasn't sure how I felt about the new iOS 26 design language at first, but it's starting to grow on me.

You could say my Liquid Glass is half full…?
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Timeline — Grain
grain.social
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sometimes (like now) I feel stressed when I have the itch to build something or solve a problem :(
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I should have seen this coming tbh
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yeah I went there (hehehe)
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@playtiles.bsky.social How often do you ship out orders? Excited to get my thumbs on one of these 😁
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If today is Monday then tomorrow is giving Tuesday I don't make the rules
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
OLD, I'm _OLD_
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Don't worry, this is the "before" (fast forward to it being good)
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pixel art is hard! (This was supposed to be a panda)
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
@profanity.accountant Am I on the nice list?
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Baby Alex posing at the Louvre 10 years ago
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“That is the shortest email I’ve ever seen” - Delta Airlines phone agent

👀 @guinnessworldrecords.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Blumenstrauß
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If the MetroCard can retire at the ripe old age of 31 then so can I
5 weeks until the MetroCard retires!

When you tap and ride, you can track your charges, transfers, and progress toward free rides at omny.info 🗓️
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think they meant “disassociate”?
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@dropanchor.app Having trouble checking in, even after re-authenticating
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Anyone else having trouble with Duolingo not starting lessons today? I'm probably going to lose my streak :(
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
me, code isn't working: "I hate this. I should change professions. Going to live in a cave."

me, code works now: "This is amazing. I can do anything. Superlative experience, 10/10"
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
who called it the Internet and not AI Gore
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
sometimes the intrusive thoughts have to be skeeted
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Who called it therapy and not "Tragic: the Gathering"?
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Got a pumpkin smoothie (yum) on my way home from facial
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is this a good movie?
Pulp Fiction Steelbook reprint (4K UHD + Blu-ray + Digital) preorder is $29.99 on Amazon buff.ly/Hx3JbDT
Walmart buff.ly/fqzH2AF
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM