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📚⚾️🍕🍔🎬📺🍻👻🎃🎄📰🐾🛸🎙️🎞️✌🏻 I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky. Dog Life. Rockstar's Dad. Locked In.

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · 12d

Cashman & Boone at every end of year press conference when they have to admit they've been lying about injuries for 6 months.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · 18d

I'm gonna think of that Austin Wells first pitch fly out randomly for the rest of my life the way I occasionally still think about that time Didi missed a 3 run HR off Cole in Game 3 of the 2019 ALCS by about 4 inches. Why? Because what the hell else am I gonna do?

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · 18d

The annual double whammy of the Yankees getting knocked out of the playoffs and the sports world simultaneously rejoicing at their demise as if they are a constant champion needing to be dethroned is probably my least favorite 24 hours on social media.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · 21d

Can’t believe Aaron Boone gave up 13 runs today smh.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Sep 24

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Sep 19

Clayton Kershaw Live premieres on ABC this fall probably.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Sep 18

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Sep 17

Adam Richman and I talk about small portions at restaurants.

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · Sep 17

Javy Báez and I talk plate discipline

Column from Ezra Klein headlined "Ben Shapiro and I talk political de-escalation"

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Sep 12

Mark Leiter Jr giving up 6ER in his last 1.1 innings and then dressing up like the biggest goober in history.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Sep 11

The Yankees announcing Volpe has a torn labrum and is out of the lineup on the night Trump is coming to the game is legitimately hilarious.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Aug 21

Exact same for us. Genuinely do not know where we would be otherwise.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Aug 18

*Colin Jost voice*

“Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · Aug 18

Chris Pratt is defending his extended family member Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and tackling entrenched partisan political beliefs: "I’d hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I’d be having an allergic reaction to" bit.ly/45Dy2RD

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Aug 16

One time I went 5-5 with 5 home runs with him in that game.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jul 22

@therealkimco.bsky.social

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jul 20

“Mow the lawn at 8:00am. It’ll be cooler out.” - Me

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jul 10

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jul 7

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jul 4

In INDEPENDENCE DAY Russell Casse says he’s been dying for payback after getting abducted by aliens years ago and everyone around him rolls their eyes and acts like he’s insane even though they’re all there preparing to fight off an alien invasion.

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jun 13

Make it the 8th inning of Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS by science or magic.

Passanthallich @passanthalbot.bsky.social · Jun 13

🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@TheAthleticMLB The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has cooled. Here’s how it could get heated once more https://t.co/d9cgIGcS37

🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted @TheAthleticMLB The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has cooled. Here’s how it could get heated once more https://t.co/d9cgIGcS37

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jun 13

I walked past Tom Green & Drew Barrymore in NYC holding hands on the day he hosted SNL in 2000. What a whirlwind.

R.L. Stine Cold Steve Austin @bolt451.bsky.social · Jun 13

Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jun 10

I'm just curious, how had they become Barstool-lite? What am I missing? They don't promote misogyny or racism from what I can tell. They don't seem to send legit hate or ill-will towards anyone and don't stalk or harass people they don't like. Is it just because they do sports content & have vlogs?

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jun 10

I’ll never really understand the disdain some people have for Jomboy Media. I think they’re great. I’ve shown videos of theirs to people from ages 7 to 70 & they love them. They seem like good people. Their love for baseball is genuine. No offense but the haters can eat a bug.

TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jun 8

IT WAS SO PERFECT WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT FIGURED OUT 12 TIMES AND THEY WERE ALWAYS AHEAD OF US!!! @therealkimco.bsky.social #CobraKai

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TV Bill™ @5states.bsky.social · Jun 8

I’m just drunk enough to say that Cobra Kai had one of the best series finales of all time.

a man wearing a black karate uniform and a headband is standing in front of a statue of a ninja .

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