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got kicked out of MENSA because they found out my fursona is a slug : (
February 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Luxury Baby (tm)
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
doin Normal
January 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
good evening ladies
January 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
just hit The Grinch with my car….
December 30, 2024 at 10:11 AM
italians need their own home world like piccolo from Dragon Ball Z (1989)
December 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
seal team 6 bin laden-style raid on the grinch’s compound - “promises made promises kept he died like a dog”
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
rowan atkinson in the streets, mr bean in the sheets
December 23, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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smartToilet 7:55am
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smartToilet 7:57am
lol

smartToilet 8:00am
hello??

smartToilet 8:01am
are you mad at me

smartFridge 8:05am
hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out
September 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
chuckie HEUSSEIN cheese
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
little drummer boy song of the summer 2025
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 AM
i would let mr bean hit it raw style
December 10, 2024 at 5:19 AM
as a bisexual italian from pennsylvania, big day for us
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 AM
i’m the office guy who microwaves cum for lunch
November 27, 2024 at 11:59 PM
the JOI of cooking
November 25, 2024 at 5:26 PM
February 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
“you’d best behave” - Austin Power
November 30, 2023 at 6:29 PM
who the fuck is "Scoopy Do"
November 30, 2023 at 6:28 PM
mall blart: Paul cop
November 18, 2023 at 5:21 AM
if I ever met odie from Garfield I’d put chocolate into that b*stard’s food
October 15, 2023 at 12:21 PM
is jar jar bink Italian
October 13, 2023 at 8:34 PM