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Alex

@2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social

870 followers 540 following 31 posts

Insta: toocurvytobestraight Chicago queer, soft enough to eat out

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 12d

This feels so 90’s album cover to me?

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fullkitgear.bsky.social @fullkitgear.bsky.social · 13d

We heard that Belly Up at Jackhammer is tomorrow @9pm . Need some gear? 👀

#gaybear #gay #chicago

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · 16d

No nightmares when you can still see the light

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jul 23

What if I want the spanking? 😅

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Lewdy Calls - NSFW ARTIST @lewdycalls.bsky.social · May 22

Midnight Snack
✨💦😵‍💫

#gayart #gayartist

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jul 13

Big weekend

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · Jul 11

I could never be an influencer. I am incapable of feigning that much enthusiasm.

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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · Jul 7

post-nut clarity feels like this

Natalie Portman in black swan. She’s in the bathroom trying (unsuccessfully) to wipe off wh*re from the bathroom mirror

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Bullrilla 🐂🦍 @bulkingcanuck.bsky.social · Mar 21

Y'all need to stop being horny for AI stuff when real people exist

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jul 7

Why yes, I do think I’m feeling pent up because I didn’t get to go to Belly Up

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jul 7

Studying for your phlebotomy exam? 😜

Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jul 7

I don’t know what I was thinking tbh.

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jun 23

We love a shimmery pork princess!

Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jun 23

So refreshed after a dip in the lake

Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Jun 17

Feelin it I guess

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · May 5

Omg 😍

Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Apr 9

The soundtrack from Arthur (the PBS cartoon).

Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Apr 9

I was honestly just waiting for my eucalyptus mint tea to steep.

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eroterismos @eroterismos.bsky.social · Mar 13

"O encontro era rápido, mas propenso a problemas"
Nanquim sobre papel
Caderno de artista, 2025

Foto de um caderno com uma ilustração de duas poses de um homem gordo. Cada pose é pintada em uma cor, vermelho ou azul.

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Mar 12

You’re literally so pretty

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bohemianbeef.bsky.social @bohemianbeef.bsky.social · Dec 11

I am what I've always dreamed of becoming and that's the best feeling in the world

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Mar 12

Yes! Especially for a fellow Pisces 😉

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piggysmallz @piggysmallz.bsky.social · Mar 12

Go ahead and unfollow that thin/muscle chaser that gives you attention online but would never be seen with a fat person in real life

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Mar 12

Who wants to hold me and kiss my head? I’m making banana bread later and am happy to share.

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Alex @2curvy2bstraight.bsky.social · Dec 27

Childhood bedroom nudes after Christmas? Groundbreaking.

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