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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 1d

We're ready for Quibi. Run that shit back.

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 4d

Cross site qrt to avoid spoiling the homie but to me this is the best locked room in the game. It feels genuinely impossible when you hit it and as soon as you finally get it it becomes the most obvious trick in the world. It's so so so good.

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 4d

Donating sperm to make an ez deal with the devil where I get a good Umi anime for my first born

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 5d

Grok's Plan

ed @asleepturnpike.bsky.social · 5d

she said do you grok me I tell her only starlink

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 5d

Troll Hunter (2010) may be one of the greatest movies ever made

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 6d

Objectively very funny that the game that made cosmetic loot boxes pop off was Overwatch. A game where you are only looking at your hands or a weapon

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 8d

There's an awesome video detailing the history of Dead by Daylight balance issues and it's amazing because every issue is like "This forced people to play the game, which the player base could not stand"

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 9d

A beautiful woman named Malwarebytes keeps emailing me about an upcoming charge

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 10d

Very rarely a "I'll wait until it's all out" kind of guy but I think when it's something I know I'll love and will kill me if it never actually wraps up, I have to be that guy. Your Turn to Die gets the same treatment

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 10d

[Scrolling by the Umi 20th anniversary cafe announcement and trying to turn my brain off so the image doesn't enter my memory like I just saw gore] Here's how Ciconia can still come out

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 12d

Friday night

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 15d

Philip Seymour Hoffman wherever you are man we still talk about you

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 17d

Hate to say it but as long as Leo is dating over 18 I think we have to let him get away with it. Literally the only case where talent gives him a pass. He's just electric.

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 18d

Yeah that's one of the best movies I've ever seen oh man I am in awe

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 19d

Anyway just bought my ticket for One Battle After Another.

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 19d

Anyway just bought my ticket for One Battle After Another.

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 19d

Something funny about buying movie tickets and when you go to select your seats the only ones taken are all single seats in random spots in the theater. This one is for the people with nobody.

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 24d

No matter what happens, zach king will still be there posting after effects magic tricks

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 26d

[Monkey singing Closer by Nine Inch Nails]
Oo oo ee oo oo oo ee

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 27d

Listen I know we aren't in a political place right now where we want to give any more wins to the right, especially to someone as evil as George W Bush. However. It's been 20+ years and, "Now watch this drive" is still the funniest thing a president has ever said

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · 28d

I'll be in touch

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · Sep 16

Yeah buddy I'm hearing reports they're selling love at the store for a price you won't believe so I'm gonna need you to pack it up

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · Sep 16

Pack it up buddy you aren't seeing the world with love in your heart hand over the Umi pfp

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · Sep 14

Needed to go beyond a simple like for this post and let you know that it's a Good post. You've still got it, always had it, will never lose it, etc

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Mason @2beers.bsky.social · Sep 13

V3 = 2 > 1 btw

Mason @2beers.bsky.social · Sep 13

I will be playing Danganronpa 2 yet again I do not fear it for I know the truth of who I am