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⭐️Dan⭐️

@265kilometres.bsky.social

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@queensu/@UofT alum (History/Museums). Loud man with bad takes on blue-and-white sports teams. Opinions mine, unfortunately. Trying, failing, learning. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 3d

“This bolter costs $200 000 to fire for 12 seconds”

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 4d

why is john cena cosplaying as rob cesternino

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 7d

Fuckin Rob Ford over here

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 7d

to my absolute and somehow genuine surprise, I, the dude who talks a whole lot about having a laundry list of fucked up shit happen to him, from the cradle to now, have been diagnosed with complex ptsd. somehow I'm genuinely shocked

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 11d

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 14d

I’m seeing double here, four Domis !

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 15d

“If the Red Sox weren’t the Red Sox they’d have won”

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 15d

Alaska running to the auto feeder

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Matt Stocaí Bána @stocaibana.bsky.social · 17d

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 17d

Group screaming at the sky begins at 6:00, in case you didn’t get the updated calendar invite

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 21d

Sheldon Dries? I didn’t even know Sheldon was wet!

James Mirtle @mirtle.bsky.social · 21d

Giant NHL waivers list today. Going to be long ones until the weekend, with roster deadline on Monday.

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 22d

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 23d

To both my chagrin and delight, this is the funniest thing I’ve come up with so far this year

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · 23d

Dune is actually a story about forced fremenization

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Sep 18

you ever heard about accidentally becoming important at work? I accidentally told a story during the ghost hunter episode that's filming tonight on the boat and they're rerouting the episode narrative to talk about my silly story

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · Sep 11

It gets even crazier

This dude Eldertiktok stole all the blood soaked Charlie Kirk merch to sell on eBay and left his fingerprints all over an active crime scene as soon as he finished recording his selfie vid, new fave shooting deep event character

photo of the guy stealing merch

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Sep 11

its probably a bad sign wrt global warming that the Canadian government is prioritizing upgrading the largest port on Hudson Bay (a bay that previously iced completely over in the winter)

Polling Canada @canadianpolling.bsky.social · Sep 11

Alongside additional projects

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Sep 4

Do you ever watch HBO’s Chernobyl and just marvel at how well that show was written and acted

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Sep 3

The Sens (who managed to lose a first round series to the Meme Team, as they always do) are doing an empty net slapper bobble giveaway. That’s beyond little brother

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Aug 26

hearing that Ash and I inspired two famous people to get engaged this week,

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Aug 25

The thing about Montrealers is they LOVE complaining

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Aug 25

Can’t stop thinking “Ash is my fiancée and I’m her fiancé” and smiling, never beating the secret soft boy allegations

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⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Aug 25

Too excited that I got engaged?

⭐️Dan⭐️ @265kilometres.bsky.social · Aug 25

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