MAlyssa
@23malyssa.bsky.social
Computational Scientist & Spatial Data Analytics ◾🔵⚪🔴◾ I ❤ Big Data ◾🔵⚪🔴◾Montreal Canadiens Fan in Greater Boston Area
Spending most of my free time watching hockey and reverse engineering various hockey models
Spending most of my free time watching hockey and reverse engineering various hockey models
It seems to be working for him but i really wish Dobeš didn't feel it necessary to make all the movements when making a save
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It seems to be working for him but i really wish Dobeš didn't feel it necessary to make all the movements when making a save
Monty and Doby need to be having daily sessions with the best sports psychologist money can buy.
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Monty and Doby need to be having daily sessions with the best sports psychologist money can buy.
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
So it's not anger-induced pessimism
It might be a byproduct of the rage I'm feeling over the Evans hit and this team's lack of response, but a comeback tonight feels out of reach
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So it's not anger-induced pessimism
It might be a byproduct of the rage I'm feeling over the Evans hit and this team's lack of response, but a comeback tonight feels out of reach
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It might be a byproduct of the rage I'm feeling over the Evans hit and this team's lack of response, but a comeback tonight feels out of reach
If the Habs actually pull this off the bell centre will be deafening
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If the Habs actually pull this off the bell centre will be deafening
Samuel Montembeault's new mask glows in the dark!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Samuel Montembeault's new mask glows in the dark!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Reminder it is more punitive for the league to fine players than to suspend them for preseason games. Players aren't paid in the preseason so they forfeit $0 salary
The NHL only fines Nick Cousins for the dirty slash on Ivan Demidov last night.
He has never been suspended by the league.
He has never been suspended by the league.
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reminder it is more punitive for the league to fine players than to suspend them for preseason games. Players aren't paid in the preseason so they forfeit $0 salary
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alex carrier and his beautiful anime eyes told us no one's hurt and im gonna believe him
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
alex carrier and his beautiful anime eyes told us no one's hurt and im gonna believe him
Uh oh, has Hutty learned how to shoot 😈
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Uh oh, has Hutty learned how to shoot 😈
Didn't technically score on the PP nice greasy goal there
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Didn't technically score on the PP nice greasy goal there
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Moment is too big for this team, they've hung Cayden Primeau out to dry for a third straight game by being absolutely unable to play in the defensive zone
June 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Moment is too big for this team, they've hung Cayden Primeau out to dry for a third straight game by being absolutely unable to play in the defensive zone
The lights are too bright for the Rocket. Series is over
June 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The lights are too bright for the Rocket. Series is over
Florida Panthers might have the worst jerseys in the league from a design standpoint. Why does the stripe on the front stop at the side seams and not continue to the back? It looks so bad.
May 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Florida Panthers might have the worst jerseys in the league from a design standpoint. Why does the stripe on the front stop at the side seams and not continue to the back? It looks so bad.
Fucking ESPN with the jinx talking about Ovechkin not having a postseason OT goal
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fucking ESPN with the jinx talking about Ovechkin not having a postseason OT goal
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I usually prefer playoff overtime when it happens to other people.
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I usually prefer playoff overtime when it happens to other people.
ESPN really hates hockey, talking about Montreal's 23 Stanley Cups coming out of the break
April 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
ESPN really hates hockey, talking about Montreal's 23 Stanley Cups coming out of the break
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The NHL absolutely should not have allowed Nezar's goal after Laine had already went.
Rule 37.2 couldn't be more clear.
Rule 37.2 couldn't be more clear.
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The NHL absolutely should not have allowed Nezar's goal after Laine had already went.
Rule 37.2 couldn't be more clear.
Rule 37.2 couldn't be more clear.
We may have been too overconfident. I'm officially worried. Don't think this team has enough left in the tank
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We may have been too overconfident. I'm officially worried. Don't think this team has enough left in the tank
So the NHL really wants the Eastern conference wild card to come down to game 82, eh?
April 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
So the NHL really wants the Eastern conference wild card to come down to game 82, eh?
So, uh, how's Vanya's jetlag? He feeling like lacing up the skates tomorrow night?
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So, uh, how's Vanya's jetlag? He feeling like lacing up the skates tomorrow night?
With Jackets winning in the shootout, Canadiens are officially out of a playoff spot. It was fun while it lasted
March 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
With Jackets winning in the shootout, Canadiens are officially out of a playoff spot. It was fun while it lasted
Six shots. This is embarrassing
March 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Six shots. This is embarrassing
Yep, they're done. Time to book those April tee times boys
Ugh knew that was coming. I don't think Montreal comes back against this team
March 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yep, they're done. Time to book those April tee times boys
Ugh knew that was coming. I don't think Montreal comes back against this team
March 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ugh knew that was coming. I don't think Montreal comes back against this team