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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties

@1000yearwhore.bsky.social

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Bry 007, 31, Afro-Hispanic, Denver CO. Your friendly genderfluid meme slut who loves underwear (mostly thongs), gaming, fitness, cocktails, horror movies, cunty dips, blatant nudity, and big dildos. $5 OF at the link in bio. linktr.ee/1000yearwhore

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

Sure, why not, I'll bite!

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that a blocklist I subscribed to already did it for me is hilarious!

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

I'm about to become the Purple People Eater.

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Undiesgeek85 @undiesgeek85.bsky.social · 2d

When your @xdress.bsky.social matches the sweater it’s gonna be a good day 💜💜💜

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Or when they deliver on Saturday, and go "Left in the mailroom", and the delivery image is outside the loading dock by the dumpster that's only open 9-5 on weekends.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Meganium is looking at me like "Now you know good goddamn well that my big-backed ass is not getting across this tiny ass beam!"

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

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Connoralsodraws @connoralsodraws.bsky.social · 2d

Censored for modesty but have a festive fat ass Friday

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

I love being "terminally online". A while back at work, they cracked down on emojis added to Slack, removing any deemed "Not Workplace Appropriate", but I noticed one I made of this image, titled "Is_he_you_know", is still there. I'm glad it's deepcut enough that the higher-ups didn't catch it. 🤣

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Those oranges look so sweet!

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, how else do you pass the time waiting on your air fryer? Happy #fatassfriday y'all! #faf

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Love that AI is actively stealing from artists, but they hired an actual artist to do illustrations because they probably couldn't trust AI to do so.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

30. Do you settle for 1 orgasm or go for multiple rounds? I usually only cum once, but because it takes me a while to cum, I can occasionally get 2-3 rounds out of whomever's fucking me.

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

29. What do you masturbate to? I am always a slut for a nice ass, cute thongs, or bottoms that can take BIG dicks. Those always get me going.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

28. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how many?

Y'all just opened up Pandora's Box with this. The answer is yes, I've got several. These are the most recent photos I've taken of said collection.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna Skip 20-27 because I'm not much of a "Kinky" person and don't do BDSM, so I don't think those questions apply to me.

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

19. Could you go through with a hookup at a stranger's house? I could, would, and have several times, but remember to be safe and let your friends know where you're going and show them a photo of the stranger in case you end up missing.

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 5d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Funnily enough, I have a Machamp in Pokemon Go I named "FF King", and scarred one of my straight friends who asked "What does Machamp have to do with 'Final Fantasy'?"

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Colorslash! @utrarch.bsky.social · 5d

jocktober beachwear

Man in lacy drapes of jockstrap fabric against a dead tree branch upright on the beach at midafternoon

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

There is a special place in hell reserved for people in apartments who take up all the driers in the laundry room when there's other tenants with active wash cycles.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 16d

My therapist says I need to be better at opening myself up to others, how am I doing? #fcf #faf

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

Why thank you gorgeous! 😘

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

18. Do you like Spontaneous Sex or Need to be "in the mood"? Here's where I know this question list wasn't made for the gays, because spontaneity is not a good match for gay sex, if I know I'm having it, I'll need at least 15-20 minutes unless I'm only doing oral/side activities.

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

17. Where would you most like to have sex? In Idris Elba's bedroom with him in particular.

All actuality, if the dick is good, I'm not too picky on the environment in which I'm taking it.