Zia Reynard
@ziamacmarten.bsky.social
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Lawful Neutral. He/Him Honestly would be happier if you did NOT follow me especially if I dont know you 18+ account, dirty old furry weirdo grey muzzle I block arbitrarily. Art by ‪werewolfaboo.bsky.social
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ziamacmarten.bsky.social
My automatic reaction when people don't read line two of my bio is just to block but I make exceptions for furs and at least ask them before I do so.
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viamarsala18.bsky.social
Q:And are you married?
A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
Q: Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?
A: Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist…it actually gives really good therapy advice.
Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck
“We were the targets.” WIRED spoke to seven Tesla Cybertruck owners about their most controversial purchase and why they're proud to drive it.
www.wired.com
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blueballsfa.bsky.social
Hey did you hear something? Sounded kinda like...hehehe...fabric ripping? Man I really wanna...wanna FLEX my CLAWS...wanna...HEHEHE...wanna SCARE people....wanna JUMP OUT and ROAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
ziamacmarten.bsky.social
Counter argument cigar chomping independantly wealthy actor whose cigars are more like concealed weapons inviting you back to his room playibg at being a polished boss but is secretly a slobby werewolf
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drewgreen.bsky.social
Hookup from the Black Lagoon! 🎣💚 Happy Halloween, my lil' fish sticks. This one will be available as a print on my shop soon. (I'm currently kicking a really nasty cold, so...next week, likely.)
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lordbusinessman.bsky.social
American Claremont dicks: Pope Leo, a saintly man hovering betwixt the canon law and mankind, knows the true temperance that is his namesake and will refrain from disruptive social issues

Actual Pope Leo: I picked Leo because I love Catholic Social issues, I am a Catholic Social Issues Pope
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silverfest.bsky.social
Hey cutie mind if i give you a ride?
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svenwesker.bsky.social
I really do want to get a more humanoid/anthro looking image of my Dragonite. Just got too much stuff to take care of right now to do that for him rn
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joshtigerhill.bsky.social
Let's get real. VP Harris could have said all the words - free, free, river, sea, all the words - and folks like those book tour disrupters still would have found some other reason not to vote for her.
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hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
This old man needs to permanently STFU.
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hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
You know those people who die alone in their living room chair and nobody finds out about it for months?

They're #Pluggers
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jamellebouie.net
roberts thinks it is an affront that a community of upstanding citizens can not do as it chooses when it comes to voting. if that means that they might discriminate against a racial minority, he has no problem with that either as long as it is facially neutral.
jaywillis.net
Everything about John Roberts's approach to the Voting Rights Act makes sense when you remember that John Roberts has has always been hostile to the Voting Rights Act, never believed it was appropriate, and has spent most of his 45-year legal career working to hollow it out.
One of the Biggest Cases of the Supreme Court’s Term Is John Roberts’ Decadeslong Pet Project
If there’s one thing the Roberts court has been consistent on, it’s this.
slate.com
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weedle.bsky.social
Most predictable thing in the world that we'd start coming up with reasons why protesting against Trump is cringe and bad.
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star-ringer.bsky.social
The most annoying parasocial tendency I see nowadays is people thinking they're talking to "the devs".

Unless it's an indie studio with high user engagement, the developers of the game you're playing are not reading your posts.

Even if they did, they have no power to implement your "suggestions".
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rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social
My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom
tonytassell.bsky.social
Tolkein continues to resonate. The new bank being set up by Palmer Luckey and backed by Peter Thiel is named Erebor after the “lonely mountain” in The Hobbit. This was also an interesting line in this rpt on the new bank by @tabbykinder.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/202d...
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pmdshitpost.pmd.social
frankly insane that 20-ish years ago some devs in japan said "how do we adapt mystery dungeon for pokemon," someone said "why don't we have the player be a pokemon," and as a direct result i now wear a collar and have about 5 online friends that identify as the mythical pokemon mew
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pmdshitpost.pmd.social
there are polycules that exist because english localization used the phrase "human-turned-pokemon" to advertise their game
ziamacmarten.bsky.social
At least one person thought "Comedy Gold"
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tredain.bsky.social
Dinner from the bowling alley
It's killer, been craving some buffalo chicken. Had hoped to nab it for lunch but they don't open til 4
Buffalo chicken tenders with fries, a coke, and ranch
ziamacmarten.bsky.social
He savws big money AND SOULS at Menards
wychstreet.bsky.social
The Pope is evidently a decent man & good priest with a huge task, but him yelling to a random guy about the Cubs like he's in the parking lot at Menards will always make me double-check if I'm sober
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thefred.bsky.social
I bet the popes have been yelling at random guys about Italian stuff for centuries and we have simply never had the need to notice before.
wychstreet.bsky.social
The Pope is evidently a decent man & good priest with a huge task, but him yelling to a random guy about the Cubs like he's in the parking lot at Menards will always make me double-check if I'm sober
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supportourpoops.bsky.social
Union membership estimate: 350 people
Union meeting attendance: 35 people

those numbers ain't good fam
supportourpoops.bsky.social
ngl it's real funni to hear people in a union meeting chat up "STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE" when they can't even show up to an informational picket