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Tucker
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Tucker but not that shithole Carlson Black nerd (Blerd) Anti fascist & Fuck MAGA Amateur archer Knife collector Somewhat amateur artist Reckless Boatery admirer Unclothed photography enthusiast Random Thoughts Prepper lite
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Random Thoughts:
"Man, it's crazy how Obama made TЯümp be best friends with Epstein for 15 plus years, bruh was playing 4D chess."
(Obviously a joke)
#randomthoughts
Jeezus, Taylor got more variants than COVID. And she out here naming albums like she naming Naruto games. I can't wait for the Life of a Showgirl Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Jitsu Supreme Storm Hokage Clash edition.
#topical
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez
Random Thoughts:
"Damn, I don't think I'll ever be as hard as Greta Thunberg."
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Random Thoughts:
"When is he gonna shake hands with Reagan?"
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If I ever get famous enough to go on Hot Ones I'm gonna open the episode taking a bite from all of the wings, just speed run it before the first question is asked. Then I'm gonna look at Sean and say, "Your move chicken man, where are your questions now!?"
#randomthoughts #hotones
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Random Thoughts:
"Slobbin' Toboggan, it's like Bang Bus but on a sled."
#randomthoughts
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AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance

However, they are weaker than they look…
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WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
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Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"
Random Thoughts:
"Titmouse"
*Giggles a little cause I'm a child*
#randomthoughts
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U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)
Random Thoughts:
"I wish someone had told me when I was a kid that being an adult meant navigating through corrupt system to corrupt system, and trying to keep your head down enough that you don't get swallowed up by all of them."
#randomthoughts
Random Thoughts:
"Poon Ballon, it's like Bang Bus but in a hot air balloon."
#randomthoughts
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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As ppl look for transparency & accountability we’ve put together a comprehensive timeline of the failure of federal law enforcement to address Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell's crimes @justsecurity.org

It’s a “tale of national disgrace” spanning 3 decades

www.justsecurity.org/119137/timel...
Timeline of Jeffrey Epstein-Ghislaine Maxwell Law Enforcement Failure (1996-2025)
A comprehensive timeline of the failure of federal law enforcement to address Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell's crimes.
www.justsecurity.org
Random Thoughts:
"Bruh, I feel like we should be able to get paid time off to fight fascism. This having to go to work, and be a freedom fighter is bullshit. Sorry I called out for trying to prevent the downfall of Western civilization."
#randomthoughts
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The sycophantic nonsense and lies this amateurish administration constantly churns out to placate this needy, insecure man-child is so shameless.
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Rage Against The Regime in Orlando ✊