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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃

@zerokijz.bsky.social

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She/her but I respond to Hey freak! as well. Sometimes they/them feels nice. It's important to be kind to people. Notice I didn't say nice 😏 Don't worry, we all make mistakes. Punching up is comedy. Punching down is bullying.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · Jun 20

I just realized I could like my own posts. It's nice, it's got this energy.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 2h

Yep. And pig is also gender neutral. 😁

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5h

🤣

Damn, she's a bad bitch. Oh they're nonbinary? My bad.
Damn, they're a bad person.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 6h

and got pissed when I tried to correct you on who I was because you were confused.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 6h

I'm pretty sure I trained myself out of talking in my sleep.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 1d

Quick bathroom break thought.

I will never get tired of chuckling at the response

"Oh, I never saw any signs that you wanted to change your gender!"

Of course you didn't, I didn't want you to 😄

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 2d

This is the only appropriate use of this game. Otherwise I find it abhorrent.

Fuck social media.
Marry books.
Kill AI.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 2d

I second this.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 3d

I love being gay so much. 🌈

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 3d

I would enthusiastically jump at anything happening at a bar called The Dyke Pit.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 4d

Me too😁🎉

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 4d

Very cool.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 4d

I have lost 2 shoe sizes now. It's odd to basically wear the same size shoe but in womens.

Anyway I found some nice hiking shoes in great colors.

A pair of high top sneaker with blue and pink accents on a gray base.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

Potato, when the crumbs fell.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

😆 it's so hit or miss. Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it. But I'd never go out in it.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

Beautiful weather today. Totally cloudy and it only got up to 60°F

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

Time for pajamas. But once I put on the makeup, I leave it until bed, it a sad movie. Why waste it right?
Although sometimes post crying makeup is a hot mess. Emphasis on the hot.

Austin in her pajamas but with her black eyeliner on top and silver glitter eyeliner on the bottom still on. Because why would she take it off before she had to?

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

I was randomly complimented today in public. Which was nice because I'd done my hair nice, and put on makeup.

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 5d

I would have never guessed if you hadn't told me. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! 😂

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 5d

this was on my wife’s timeline and she said to me, how long did it take you to realize it was a paw? and I said it is what

A FB post about a new tattoo that has a hand reading for a paw but the paw just straight up looks like a penis idk

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

Good luck.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

That's all that matters.

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 5d

Trying to help someone find a more androgenous name because she wants a change.
Parsley, Fern, and Tigerbalm are all right out 😆 but we weren't being terribly serious.

If you want, drop your favorite andro names here and we'll see if we can help.

She likes 2 syllable names best.

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 6d

In the meantime try to remember:

Most people suck but they aren't trying to.
You probably don't suck as much, but we all make mistakes and that's ok.
You are valid.
You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
You are worth more than what you can do for others.
Also try to relax more.

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FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 7d

While he's using the military and ICE thugs to terrorize innocent American civilians. Peace my ass, you treasonous motherfucker.

Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 7d

The White House actually posted this, but I changed it with 2 words.

The White House posted this

The peace president.

[pic of trump walking with a binder under his arm]

The Peace of shit President

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Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 7d

www.explainsthejoke.com

Cards Against Humanity Explains the Joke

An incredible product totally exempt from Trump's stupid tariffs.

www.explainsthejoke.com

Austin 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @zerokijz.bsky.social · 8d

🥳 so happy for you🎉 and you both look amazing.