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@zellishrows.bsky.social

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Here for the laughs not the misery. Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · Jan 28

Omg. My trainee at work just sent an email to a client called Angus but accidentally missed the G out. It won’t recall.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1h

Oi! That’s my bloody arm. 😂😂

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1h

Haha. Morning to you too me lovely.
Thanks! 😊

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1h

It really was.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1h

Man down! Man down!
My jeans are so wafty I just caught them on my desk and went down like a ton of bricks. I haven’t done that for years. 😂

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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 1d

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

Haha. Ditto!

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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 5h

The Pulitzer Prize winner 2025

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

Oh I used to do similar too. I really used to enjoy it.
I grew up with it tbh. My dad was a pub landlord and his pub quizzes were legendary.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

First part of my ASD assessment today.
Last week they asked me to do a basic ADHD one, no way that was relevant to me, I thought. Five minutes into the twenty minute test and I completely lost it. 😂

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

I miss a good pub quiz too. The mobile phone seems to have ruined them. Don’t see them around much anymore.
I’ve had a couple of 10s recently but they are rare. There’s always one about atomic numbers and I have no idea tyvm.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

It still counts imo. If it was a pub quiz you’d still win the beer. 😂

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 5h

Yep. Easing into the day sets me in a good mood.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h

Ditto. I get up 2 hours before I need to be at my desk, and my desk is in the spare room.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah I’m not surprised! Tbh though, it’s very rare we get snow these days. Our winters are getting milder every year.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h

What utter bastards!!

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 16h

Hahaha. Fantastic.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 16h

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h

Hahaha even better!

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h

Went into one last month that was completely empty at lunchtime, with no reserved notices on the tables and they said, ‘Sorry, we don’t take walk ins’. Last time I go in there.

Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 1d

Just tried to go to a cafe, the doors were open so we went in. They said, Sorry, we don’t open until 10, can you wait outside please? I checked the time, it was 9.59.

That level of unwelcoming pettiness is not a place I want to spend any time.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22h

You’ve just described Man Flu.

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22h

Felt my partner wasn't giving me enough attention, so feigned an illness, moaning all the time coughing, pretending to shiver. Worked a treat got two days of laying around unlimited cups of tea and food on demand. Not even sorry

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22h

😂

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22h

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

I would’ve gone with the sticky toffee pudding but that looks fab.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂