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@yrpretendfriend.bsky.social

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · Dec 5

A video game where you get a UTI, is that anything? Ok goodnight

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 15h

Exactly!!

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21h

Driving to my dance class was a nightmare btw 🙃

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 22h

No idea what this means. And you know what? That’s valid.

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 22h

15 Oct 2025

Heathcliff comes a-walkin' down the sidewalk, about to pass right under two birds who are sitting on a telephone wire. One of the birds says "Prayer really does work."

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 22h

Ended up going on tubi which always works perfectly and falling asleep to Sabrina the teenage witch. Woke up 5 hours later to it still playing lol

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 22h

I wanted to watch Scream 2 😔

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 22h

Tried to watch a movie on Hulu app last night (sorry I didn’t cancel I’m evil), and it just stuttered the whole scene. I know they are switching to Disney plus soon but like damn work on your existing app dawgs

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 23h

I ended up saying something oops lol

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 23h

Someone is talking about “ultra processed food” online and I am biting my tongue because that shit is fake. I wanna be like “listen to maintenance phase!”

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 23h

Hey guys

Mavis the dog, you can see her underbite and missing bottom tooth she looks silly

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 1d

Ecco the dolphin goes hard

Video game box for Ecco the dolphin. A dolphin is jumping out of the water, there are sharks and animals in the water.

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Lol you could! I might scroll past them though 😈

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha and that is valid! I’m not talking about you btw I am in some large servers and some of the posts in there….

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Some of these dudes on some of my discords need blogs. I can’t be reading five page essays and every letterboxd review you ever post

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 2d

The broadway bridge is closed for 6 months 😭😭😭 that is the way to my dance class. There are other bridges but traffic will be worse now

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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 2d

I have another hot take but I think it would make people too upset. So I keep it to myself in my fucked up little brain.

Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 2d

My hot take is that we shouldn’t idolize politicians (even socialist ones cough). They will always let you down.

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