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Keebler Youngblood

@youngkeebler.bsky.social

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Lobbyist for the women’s’ garment industry.

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · Mar 23

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 39m

Put my ass in a lake

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 2h

Can’t wait for my $40k funeral

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 14h

Probably a bunch of paid reviews in there too. Mark Twain and Dostoyevsky being like “I liked it”

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 15h

DILDO TIME!

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 15h

I was gonna read them until I saw this picture

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 16h

Or else what?

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 16h

Crazy Idea: Actually pay protestors. Give them health insurance. There’s literally no downside.

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 16h

I want to own a library, but the only person with a card is me

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 20h

No this is for his brother, Bart

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 21h

a poster that says happy columbus day with a ship in the water

ALT: a poster that says happy columbus day with a ship in the water

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 21h

That’s why I’m a LEAD engineer

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 21h

I get it. tune-a-helper

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 21h

You’re clearly writing a sycophantic article to angle for a job, which is fine.

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

Today in US Civil War history: Three other generals follow Lt. General M.E.W. McCat into battle at Littré Baux, LA

US Union Lt. General M.E.W. McCat in his official portrait

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 22h

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

Today in US Civil War history: Three other generals follow Lt. General M.E.W. McCat into battle at Littré Baux, LA

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 22h

Gamify billing!

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 22h

Wow we should write a song about it

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 23h

We are certainly a country of lawyers and money

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 23h

The guy who invented pizza

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone talks about Christopher Columbus, but no one ever talks about his brother, Bart, who he sent to get money for the expedition and left behind because lol, idiot.

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

You can only make whoopie, you cannot have it. It’s a lot like making love, but we all know you cannot have love. You are incapable of being loved. 🥰

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

Wow what a headline

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This wedding photographer now removes landmines for a group that's won a top prize

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

Also heard several people ask “why aren’t there any talks on regulatory compliance!?” which is my type of thinking

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

“NO ONE ELSE DOES” -my MIL