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yoko ainur
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puertorriqueño in baltimore city. @barelyamericano in the Twitter days. he/him. never stopped masking. every day I ask Congress to suck a little less.
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staring seductively at my wife, down to my nicest underwear, making the noises the dogist makes when taking dogs' photos
none of the TNG fandom's harsh commentary could have ever prepared me for the mega bong rip of incel energy that is the Menage A Troi episode in season 3
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They just gutted Teen Vogue which had top notch political journalism. The media is continuing to purge any sort of political dissent to Trump and the oligarchs.

www.vogue.com/article/teen...
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This legitimately makes me sad. Teen Vogue has been a shining example of journalism done right.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
one of my best friends is in La Boca in Argentina and it's giving me the worst FOMO
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yes!!!!!!
Is this a Steelers defense is kinda fixed game or a Daniel Jones regression hits all at once game
we are 5 minutes away from a press conference in Puerto Rico with its MAGA governor announcing that the US has started bombing Caracas (and I'm not convinced there would be significant backlash)
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When I pointed out that, after being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, the first thing Machado did was to thank Trump and request US military intervention toward the goal of regime change in Venezuela, my post went viral because people became furious with me. It was very clear where this was headed.
yay it's either start Higgins with a banged up (elite dragon super bowl MVP) Joe Flacco or start Addison with JJ McCarthy under center 🤓
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this meme format but:

I hate DC halloween because what do you mean I dressed up as the Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference in the 2016 Election in 2019 for an OrangeTheory Fitness class
easy fix! Ballard Partners and Bryan Lanza at Mercury will tell their clients to hold big expensive events and buy out the theater for a weekend to get a merger approved by Trump or to build a data center in a sacred burial site or w.e
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We just filed a motion to enjoin these suspicionless stops.

In it, we explain how they’re not happening the way Justice Kavanaugh described.
socially Larry David, fiscally Bernie
disingenuous much??????
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Chuck Schumer to announce today his endorsement for every New Yorker to have a nice time early voting.
sorry to dump this on the tl guess I'm shocked or in mourning or something
mind you, I had cut this guy off back in 2021 for hiding that he was sick and making us take off our masks during a family visit, plus some anti-vaxx nonsense that you'd never expect from a supposed medical professional, but somehow he's gotten worse
GenX brother says I'm canceling him just like people at a conference uninvited a friend of his for not stating his pronouns during a presentation and apparently this is the problem with both Dems and all the people my age
is it the lead or is it the algorithm?
guys, it's okay, he just wants to know how he, as a "liberal," can reconcile being pro-immigrant with the fact that he's personally islamophobic. Glad we cleared that up!
not to brag but I created a DND character based on Don Quixote and he is adorable