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yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · Feb 13

Peter Ackroyd opens his history of England in the 19th century: “Cant was the moral cloud which covered the nineteenth century. It was part of the age of respectability.”

I think this about framing all the time.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1h

This is what they took from you

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yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 15h

Doughnuts always make me hiccough.

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 15h

It’s to catch the fillings of his bagel sandwich when slip out the back

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 16h

Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 17h

Same energy as the Sesame Street one

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 18h

Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 20h

There’s only one place that sells the veggie burgers I like so when I go I buy like 6 boxes.

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

they’re like the seagulls from Finding Nemo but they’re just saying “Pretext?” “Pretext?”

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

I got a haircut and after she brushed my hair the barber looked at my ears and said “Oh my I didn’t see all this hair”

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

Nytimes: we see your mistak! you said bow but we said bow!

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

My 2 yo will watch three episodes of Bluey and somewhere in there she will say: “they are all dogs” or something like that

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

Seems like some branded fried chicken might be in order

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 1d

One pizza. we each get a slice.

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

Virginians always saying why can’t the whole state be more like Greene or Madison!

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

It’s just nice that New York City found their Spanberger

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

Haunted commute this morning as the grave markers of dead campaigns still pepper the roadside

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t believe local stations at the gym are safe again.

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

That’s the Maverick right

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

Spanberger should thank Dave Brat

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

It’ll grow back

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

The “we’re not that shit anymore” mandate

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

people don’t yet that Hashmi’s phd dissertation was on William Carlos Williams

yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 2d

Watching Bluey.

“What’s that called”
“That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“
“and that’s a dog”
“well yeah”