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woke stifler

@yelix.bsky.social

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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · Jan 26

if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 6m

Ryan’s off-mic contributions to the Persona 4 endurance run are some of his best work

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 39m

to be honest i don’t think i would put sophisticated fight in my top 10 trails battle themes, but i’m heavily biased towards the guitar-centric ones

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

Penn State head football coach Eric Adams

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

yeah for sure, i had to reach back into the memory banks to remember some truly awful shit i finished as a kid

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

there are only a small handful that quality, such as Sonic 06 or that one PS2 tomb raider game

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

if the worst game you’ve ever played is bioshock infinite (a bad game to be sure), consider yourself lucky

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

the “what’s the worst game you’ve ever finished” thread revealed to me that a lot of people haven’t even begun to understand the depths of how bad video games can be

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

i think if you wear a suit on campus in college you are a degenerate pervert freak and certain recent leaked text messages are reinforcing this belief

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

sorry i just really like luxuriating in long cowboy animations and moseying through the woods with my boys, who will all betray me one day

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h

this might impact my clout as a Cool JRPG Guy but i do think Red Dead 2 is a great game with a great story

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Nurse Hammam @nurseeehamam.bsky.social · 5h

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12h

gamers of the night roll call

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

i am going to post my review of the new “pocket monsters” video game one more time in case you would like to read that mashable.com/review/pokem...

'Pokémon Legends: Z-A' review: A breezy look into Pokémon's future

'Pokémon Legends: Z-A' on Nintendo Switch 2 ticks a lot of the boxes, and I hope we see more games like this soon.

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

real gamers RESPECT kubfu and would DIE for him

Kubfu

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

snap absolutely belongs

Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 14h

Mt. Rushmore of Pokemon games youtu.be/jcvtn5cOKzY

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 15h

Dragon Ball Z: Sagas is up there

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 15h

it’s possible i finished the Family Guy PS2 game

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 15h

i just remembered i finished Pokemon Channel

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 15h

there’s gotta be a better answer than this in my past but as an adult probably Sonic Forces

lex luddy (ichiban appreciator) @lexluddy.xyz · 17h

What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 17h

Penn State head football coach John Fetterman

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19h

i think if your crime is cool/endearing enough to make a lighthearted movie about it, you shouldn’t have to be in prison

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19h

i looked up the actual guy Roofman is based on because i was like “surely they’re embellishing a bit by casting Channing Tatum here” but not really! he’s a handsome fella

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19h

youtu.be/oI6m0ZhoKSM?...

Carrying the Weight of Life - Xenoblade Chronicles 3 OST - Kenji Hiramatsu

YouTube video by Max G.

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h

now were Fucking gaming

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h

my understanding of PFF is that it’s a bunch of poindexters assigning grades to QBs based on how hard the throws looked versus how effectively they ran the offense. it’s so funny that Collinsworth has NBC presenting it as gospel