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xsouthofkevinx

@xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social

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epically bearded straightedge misanthropic asshole extraordinaire. metal & hockey fan. film photographer. totes adorbs yo. fuck fascism and fuck you too. i’ve been described as a “delightful curmudgeon.” he/him

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 20h

you guys…look what the ducks are giving away.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a blue shirt is saying if it 's too loud you 're too old .

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 2d

i do not, but color me intrigued.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 2d

well, i WAS in line for rush tickets. STARTING at $130?! nah son. i saw you when neil was alive so im good.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 4d

i checked the score at middle of 14th, then checked your timeline. glad to see you survived. lol

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 4d

@melferburque.bsky.social did you survive last night?

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 5d

it’s always a hammer. although the noise a screwdriver handle makes would probably be more satisfactory.

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 8d

did you really call chilli a SOUP steve?

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 11d

a baseball player wearing a dodgers jersey is running towards the dugout

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 14d

there’s a lady who comes in to visit her parents at work and she often bakes cookies and shit for us. today she brought in iced oatmeal cookies.

a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 15d

nooooooope

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 15d

if you fantasy football nerds have tyreek hill on your team. drop him.

legs shouldn’t bend like that.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 16d

sorry granny, i know you loved the mets…but i gotta pass it along.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 16d

don’t you dare insult kuato like that!

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 18d

we gotta save portland from another craft brewery! establish a FOB at voodoo doughnuts.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 18d

because nobody cares about dirty commie pinkos man!

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 20d

a week late, but it’s finally here! it’s gorgeous @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social

the book of the ancestor omnibus. you should go read it, nerds!

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22d

Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 22d

a man in a robe is standing in front of a blue curtain and says `` it 's hard being me . ''

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 23d

we’re number 1! we’re number 1!!!

The Onion @theonion.com · 23d

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://theonion.com/report-u-s-still-leads-world-with-highest-density-of-1819576406/

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 23d

the potential for hilarity tomorrow is high. the blowing of the shofar for rosh shoshanah = the rapture trumpets?

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 23d

something that can bring all walks of life together, regardless of other differences…

the cowboys are real bad.

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 23d

he looks like he’s pushing way too hard in that picture.

xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 24d

one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.

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xsouthofkevinx @xsouthofkevinx.bsky.social · 24d

oh we both know one!!