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xenochrony.bsky.social
Xenochrony
@xenochrony.bsky.social
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Mostly harmless. Toronto/Wendat territory. he/him (avi credit Charles Rue Woods)
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · Feb 20
Please...my times. They're very interesting.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 11h
Havartikiri
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 11h
This is genius.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 12h
My god, not Pictou County! CUPW really going for the jugular with these rotating strikes. This could paralyze the entire nation.
Screen shot from the Canadian Union of Postal Workers showing white text against a red background, reading “The following CUPW locals are currently on strike: Dauphin-Swan River (MB), Fort St John (BC), Pictou County (NS)”
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 12h
Thanks for the tip.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 16h
If I had Warren Buffett’s money I’d probably be leading more of a Jimmy Buffett lifestyle.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 18h
Me (at a sing-along screening of Mamma Mia but I don’t know the lyrics): 🎶Mamma mia
That’s a spicy meatball
My my, how can I resist you?🎶
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22h
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 22h
I'm curious to hear your thoughts if you do. I revisited something else of his recently and I did perceive it a bit differently through a more contemporary lens. Nobody crafts an original simile like old Tom, though.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 1d
The Toronto Maple Leafs find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 1d
Skillet Issue
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 1d
There should be a cooking term equivalent to PEBCAK in computing (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard).
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 1d
graphic design precision is my passion
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 1d
I couldn't afford World Series tickets anyway.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 1d
Travel agent: What's your budget for this trip?
Me: Disguise the limit!
Wife, sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose: I've...I've told you that's not the expression.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 1d
i really don't 🤬
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 2d
I misread this as "white food" at first. It works either way.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 2d
Can check. This one is from Thunder Bay, Ontario. It’s quite good. It’s a Northern “Logger”, get it? Beers taste better with puns.
A hand holding a can of Northern Logger beer from Sleeping Giant Brewing Company. The label features an illustration of a lumberjack holding an axe with one hand and with his other hand he is grappling with a bear…with antlers?
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 3d
Turns out I've been training for this moment for decades
Frogger arcade game
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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 3d
*holding up a fun size packet of paenut MSMs* now wait just a minute
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3d
reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3d
reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 3d
Sandy Pelican?
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 5d
It was a different sad trombone ending
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 5d
What, you want me to post a picture of myself at age 21?
Um, is anyone here able to scan a daguerreotype?
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 5d
The administration's pursuit of Antifa's leaders is reminiscent of the cops searching for Dorothy after hearing about people being "Friends of Dorothy".
I hope they are pouring lots of resources into this Very Important operation.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 6d
Finn is in more of a quesadilla mode.
Finn the terrier snoozing under a Peanuts blanket on a cozy dog bed.
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Xenochrony @xenochrony.bsky.social · 6d
This is terrific news, I always thought it was 42!
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