My new favorite YouTube account is this friendly cat dad who goes around Chicagoland eating things and telling you if they are good

he also griddles stuff at home

This is incredible. I’m stealing this idea

I’m not kidding I want to call the school tomorrow but how am I going to identify them beyond “upper middle class looking broccoli haired white boys talking about lacrosse”

As the mom of a daughter, people like to joke with me about what a “headache” teenage girls are

but I would take a brooding teenage girl over a privileged, disrespectful, sexist teenage boy any day

I don’t know if I will catch a charge if I slam their stupid poufy heads into this railing? I think I might

hey if anyone on the internets knows any friends or family that attend Loyola Academy in Wilmette, IL:

there’s a group of broccoli haired dipshits on the Metra saying horribly degrading and sexually suggestive things about a teenaged girl named Frannie O’Grady?

hope she’s not dating any of them 🫠

We’re proud to welcome @seanelorivera.bsky.social to our club meeting tomorrow to discuss an important due process ordinance being brought before the city council. If you’re not a member but are curious about getting involved, this is a great opportunity to learn more about Progressive Democrats!

It’s always who you least suspect!

did a ghost tour of Lincoln Park and saw the alley where John Dillinger was shot

(not this alley)

Theres something interesting about the fact that the most irreligious asshole who ever lived is reverting to his childhood lutheranism in extremis

I have that one!

The orangest tree I could find in Chicago

My mother in law got me one of these and I laughed thinking it was a prank but it’s so fucking useful

Not yet!

Go fuck yourself

Always get all pancit

WOULD

literally this place

my favorite Filipino spot here in San Diego has one of them corrugated plastic menu boards with the push in letters, that’s how you know the food’s gonna be good

Alan Dershowitz could never

Alright this time I was jumping out of the bus at the airport 2 minutes after my flight started boarding and I’ll admit even for me, that was a tad nerve wracking

In recent years, I’ve not done as much for National Coming Out Today, since it no longer seemed as necessary given the progress we’d made.

We now have a regime that wants us all to go away. Complete erasure.

So today I’m gonna be extra gay in honor of these bigots.

I fed this demon a tiny piece of bacon to appease him

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.