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Sexy Samuel Whiskers

@woolbotherer.bsky.social

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Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok. Reads a lot. Dreams of boats and land trains. Might one day get my shit together. Like some felt art? https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/ Fuck AI No DMs, but you can email [email protected] She/her

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · Sep 5

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I just bought all the medicated cat food for the next couple of months and am very broke, but then I realised my elbow is good enough for one tiny pet a day, so I have opened back up my comissions for tiny pet portraits, great Christmas presents (sorry!)

Tiny rabbit portraits

A miniature copy of your rabbit in a box with a carrot. These are not toys for children, they are for ornamental use.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 8h

A terrifying amount of birds there, I like birds, but that looks like the balance of power has switched and the humans are about to be overcome

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Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 9h

The new season of The Diplomat is just so fucking good. Drops on Netflix tomorrow. If you’re not already watching it, you’re hugely missing out.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 9h

Mystic garb and wizards cloak all month then?

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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 10h

Friendly reminder that Tidal ($10.99) is now cheaper than Spotify ($11.99), delivers better audio quality, pays its artists 2x as much, and generally doesn't allow AI slop.

You can move your entire music library over in a matter of minutes.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 12h

Hahahahahaha!

Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 12h

Obviously it's only a matter of time before one of my especially niche posts that made only me giggle reaches the one other person in the world who gets it and then it's on.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 12h

I liked this by accident and then ran away in horror never to return. Then I came back because I'm weak, nosey, and an addict

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 13h

Last year we actually had house weasels. A whole litter. I was much more blind then and lived in a very cluttered farmhouse. I do not recommend

Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 13h

Yes but to get one of those you have to give birth to it (that book is SO disturbing)

Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 13h

Odd numbers are way too squishy for any responsibilities

Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 15h

Im not posting my own but I'm in love with this big foot

Masked J Patrick @michaeljpatrick.bsky.social · 15h

If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)

Small human in a parking lot dressed as bigfoot. Or just a small bigfoot

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 15h

I just noticed that I somehow grew this! No idea what to do with it (Shutupshutupshutup) but I'm very proud of it.

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Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 19h

I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ADULT NAMED ARAGORN

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 18h

I often think of the small Elecktra I met on the bus once, very homely, parents very Devonshire accents helping carry it off. I wonder how she's getting on. Leccy for short maybe.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 18h

My daughters dad wanted to call her Galadriel. To be fair she could have carried it off but in general I think better not.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 18h

Good news everyone! Gozer is here!

Giant marshmallow man spotted in West Derby

Why there is a giant marshmallow man on a residential street

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 19h

Oh sure Adams I just mentioned because of it being an accidental children's book because of cute rabbits . I remember reading about him fighting the nazis and such.

Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 20h

Oh I definitely am, it is very funny.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 20h

They're basically the same book reversed, very confuseable, did Jack London have many ideas?

Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 20h

Trying out cheap reading glasses, Mads immediately asked how things were going by the riverbank, and could she borrow my velvet waistcoat. Never have children. Bastards.

Me with disturbingly massive eyes in 1.50 glasses

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 21h

Need to reread them now.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 21h

That horrible guy with the club (Beauty Smith!), the wolves hunting people for days, can't remember how he described the Indians but there was definitely a drunk one...

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 21h

Oh thats a good idea, I wanted a rich man who was away A LOT but came back to fix things, but if he has staff to fix things I never need to hear from him at all. Perfect.

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Sexy Samuel Whiskers @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 21h