Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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hello.. meet my wife... Lohse Divinity2
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also I'm 60 hrs in and it's not even clear to me *how* i do some of these prophecies and achievements so I might just start googling stuff soon 🤔
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ooh i looooove the coral dragon. i've wanted more "nature" dragons for a long time, I actually wish they'd lean into it more and remaster the elemental dragons like Brine and Magma
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Hephaestus blasts don't gain dmg, they scale down in CD with rarity and lvl, so I abused some keepsakes to get both to Heroic and then pommed them a bunch of times

and then wands are great for just creating so many projectiles that you constantly proc if there's an enemy anywhere on the screen
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the perfect build

all the other boons are just for flavour
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if I'm being honest, it was good but not like some mindblowing combination. bumped the pizza from 8/10 to 9/10 lol. but definitely made it a LOT more filling!
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i can only explain this new Youtube UI as "they've completely given on designing for anything except phone screens"
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just took a vegan gluten-free BBQ chicken pizza and put smoked salmon, olives, and feta cheese on it. we're about to find out if I'm a genius or completely insane.
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right? the first appearance is so cool, and then for the rest of the game he just does nothing except stand there
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what if we made Thanatos from the first game but instead of being a little edgy, he was a softboi who speaks like a mix between ChatGPT and a 1st-year philosophy major

I can't really recall a character from the first game that actually made me completely skip their voice lines like this
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he must have at least 100 available conversations in this game or something and 0 of them are interesting. Zero. No, literally zero.

He stands right by where you respawn and always has a ❗ over his head and it's ALWAYS some boring filler stuff and I'm so tired of clicking on him lmao
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i'm actually kinder to the writing of Hades 2 than some of the harsh takes I've seen, but if I do have one criticism I'm dying to get off my chest it's that Moros is THE MOST BORING FUCKING CHARACTER TO HAVE EVER EXISTED in a video game
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sometimes I do start to get a bit annoyed about living in a big city, but admittedly a few huge upsides are (1) decent public transit and (2) it's global enough that international events and performers actually come here
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lol so I have tickets to see Aunty Donna (australian alternative comedy group) on Nov 10 and then Sigur Rós in the *same theatre* on Nov 12

gonna be very different vibes for the 2 shows 😅
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While the average user of these is like "let's put the burner on 10 and walk away for 15 minutes while i look at my phone"
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If our great-grandmas were told "This pan has a magical chemical on it which prevents anything from sticking to it", they would have treated that shit like a magical artifact. It would have been tenderly cared for and passed down to their children 50 years later
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while i totally believe that nonstick pans are maybe a bit bad and will one day be replaced with a better, safer product, i would also bet my ass that probably like 90% of the problem can be avoided if people aren't (1) burning the shit out of, and then (2) scraping the shit out of their pan
As California moves to ban 'forever chemicals' in pans, culinary experts say B.C. should consider the same | CBC News
As you’re pulling out pots and pans to cook Thanksgiving dinner this weekend, some culinary experts are warning Canadians about the pitfalls of a common, convenient tool you might be turning to: non-s...
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Even if I think some parts of the story can land a bit weird in this one, the combat in this game is soooooo much better than the first one that ultimately I don't think I could ever go back and play it
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(anyway, yes I fixed it, in large part because i realized that bringing an NPC with Signature Heal and 23 (!) spell slots along to a dungeon crawl was gonna make it feel really weird and inconsequential. But it's just funny to me how much APs are improved with just a *little* bit of playtesting)
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yeah, there's probably no Law of the Universe saying that a Primal Sorc *can't* be a worshipper of Razmir. Maybe he's very unique like that

But if you're writing a story, you want elements like that to... be consistent? to represent the lore of the setting and not be complete flavour bends? idk lol
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i didn't really hit me until after I ran 1 session with this guy how weird that is! he has sorcerer casting, INCLUDING Signature Heal (!!)

which not only (a) *massively* shifts the power of him as a GMPC, as the party now has access to a pocket healer and (b) completely fails Razmiran lore I think?
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Razmiran Priest Dedication: exists
Razmiri lore: none of these people are really clerics, it's a fake religion and they're all basically wizards siphoning power from some guy

Spore War: introduces a Razmiran priest NPC, gives him 0 of those mechanics, and he's just a full caster Primal Sorcerer
confused math lady meme
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well there is good news, Hades 2 has way more ranged and caster builds and is probably overall a bit less about twitch-reflexes and button spam
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