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Chris Wozniak
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graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan he/him wlohaty.com
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hi 👋

I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people

I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate

let's be pals 🤠
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russ complaining that lebron called the godfather his favourite movie but didn’t know any lines is beautiful to me, a call it like you see it exhale, a sane light in the harbour, etc
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A Trump nominee reportedly told a group of Republicans in a text chain that he has a "Nazi streak" and the MLK Jr holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell”
Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts
Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.
www.politico.com
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new nickname for Victor Wembanyama and Luke Kornet just dropped
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I of course support everyone’s right to free speech and to say you want to live in a free society as long as you’re not cringe or slightly embarrassing about it in some way
LET'S GOOOOO
it's Josh Acheampong Time, baby
no Caicedo, no Enzo, no Maresca, no Palmer, no Colwill...

yeah this is about what I expected
just remembered the Storm were this close to beating the eventual champs
WNBA has to stop the lights off bullshit that soon, if the shot had been released on time we would not have seen whether it went in or not
I learned this just now and that's enough reasons to agree, down with LOVB
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As for what comes next: my freelance designer status isn't going anywhere and I would love to stay in touch with the W space. If you're in need of some design or art direction, feel free to hit up my DMs or [email protected] ✌️📩

cheers 🍋

5/5
Huge thanks to everyone on the team, past and present, and to everyone who’s enjoyed my work - it’s been a privilege and a real joy to be a part of

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It gave me the chance to make connections with players, make friends from across the world, stay up way too late, attend the Finals, and even sample life-altering bodega sandwiches at 4am 🥪

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Being part of that team genuinely changed the trajectory of my life. It was a massive step toward what’s now an actual career, giving me both freedom and structure to contribute, learn, and grow in a terrific atmosphere and alongside friends
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some news

After 7 seasons, my time with @winsidr.com has come to a close. I'm proud of all the words I got to adorn, the silly content we put out, and grateful for the people I got to create and nerd out with - it became more than a gig, but a real extension of my passion
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wonder if I'll come back from a trip abroad and not go down with an illness ever again
a little funny that Kaneryd got her first UCL for Chelsea the same game as Thompson lol
precisely describes Mazzulla as a person - funny insane
sjoeke nusken, welcome to the kevin grosskreutz role
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🇺🇸 155 Appearances
🥅 64 Goals
⚽️ 43 Assists
🏆 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
✨ 1 Iconic Career

Christen Press has announced her retirement from professional soccer following the conclusion of Angel City's 2025
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2x World Cup champion, Olympic bronze medal winner & fan fav Christen Press announces her retirement from soccer. She will retire at the end of the season after an extraordinary career on & off the field - including a crucial role on the fight for equal pay. Thanks, Christen 🖤
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So, some professional news as they say:


I’ve ended my tenure with Winsidr as a senior writer, with an upcoming piece on the Mercury’s Finals collapse to be my last with the site.

A bit on what went into that decision, and what’s next (thread):
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In honor of Charlie Kirk, the alleged free speech champion, Trump's State Department has revoked the visas of foreign individuals who made critical, disparaging comments after his assassination.

What weak, pathetic snowflakes and hypocrites.

Fragile, porcelain tea cups.