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Chris Wozniak

@wlohaty.com

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graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan he/him wlohaty.com

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · Nov 6

hi 👋

I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people

I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate

let's be pals 🤠

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 7h

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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 8h

russ complaining that lebron called the godfather his favourite movie but didn’t know any lines is beautiful to me, a call it like you see it exhale, a sane light in the harbour, etc

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7h

A Trump nominee reportedly told a group of Republicans in a text chain that he has a "Nazi streak" and the MLK Jr holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell”

Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts

Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.

www.politico.com

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LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 2d

new nickname for Victor Wembanyama and Luke Kornet just dropped

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

I of course support everyone’s right to free speech and to say you want to live in a free society as long as you’re not cringe or slightly embarrassing about it in some way

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 2d

LET'S GOOOOO

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · Aug 17

it's Josh Acheampong Time, baby

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 2d

no Caicedo, no Enzo, no Maresca, no Palmer, no Colwill...

yeah this is about what I expected

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 3d

just remembered the Storm were this close to beating the eventual champs

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Sep 19

WNBA has to stop the lights off bullshit that soon, if the shot had been released on time we would not have seen whether it went in or not

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

I learned this just now and that's enough reasons to agree, down with LOVB

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Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 4d

Shot + chaser

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

two men are standing next to each other in a room and talking to each other .

ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room and talking to each other .

media.tenor.com

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

As for what comes next: my freelance designer status isn't going anywhere and I would love to stay in touch with the W space. If you're in need of some design or art direction, feel free to hit up my DMs or [email protected] ✌️📩

cheers 🍋

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

Huge thanks to everyone on the team, past and present, and to everyone who’s enjoyed my work - it’s been a privilege and a real joy to be a part of

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

It gave me the chance to make connections with players, make friends from across the world, stay up way too late, attend the Finals, and even sample life-altering bodega sandwiches at 4am 🥪

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

Being part of that team genuinely changed the trajectory of my life. It was a massive step toward what’s now an actual career, giving me both freedom and structure to contribute, learn, and grow in a terrific atmosphere and alongside friends
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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

some news

After 7 seasons, my time with @winsidr.com has come to a close. I'm proud of all the words I got to adorn, the silly content we put out, and grateful for the people I got to create and nerd out with - it became more than a gig, but a real extension of my passion
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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

wonder if I'll come back from a trip abroad and not go down with an illness ever again

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 5d

a little funny that Kaneryd got her first UCL for Chelsea the same game as Thompson lol

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 5d

precisely describes Mazzulla as a person - funny insane

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 5d

sjoeke nusken, welcome to the kevin grosskreutz role

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U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @uswnt.ussoccer.com · 5d

🇺🇸 155 Appearances
🥅 64 Goals
⚽️ 43 Assists
🏆 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
✨ 1 Iconic Career

Christen Press has announced her retirement from professional soccer following the conclusion of Angel City's 2025

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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 5d

2x World Cup champion, Olympic bronze medal winner & fan fav Christen Press announces her retirement from soccer. She will retire at the end of the season after an extraordinary career on & off the field - including a crucial role on the fight for equal pay. Thanks, Christen 🖤

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Ace Pedr-AHHH!!-za 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @candacepedraza.bsky.social · 7d

So, some professional news as they say: 

I’ve ended my tenure with Winsidr as a senior writer, with an upcoming piece on the Mercury’s Finals collapse to be my last with the site.

A bit on what went into that decision, and what’s next (thread):

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 6d

In honor of Charlie Kirk, the alleged free speech champion, Trump's State Department has revoked the visas of foreign individuals who made critical, disparaging comments after his assassination.

What weak, pathetic snowflakes and hypocrites.

Fragile, porcelain tea cups.

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