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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Jones petitioned the Supreme Court to not have to pay that billion dollars to the Sandy Hook families, and his appeal was rejected. Presumably this means InfoWars will be auctioned off (again), and subscribing to the Onion will give them money to bid on it (again).

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 2d

Die Hard 3, 4, or 5: Old Habits Die Hard

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 5d

My spouse and I have watched GMM more or less every day for like 15 years and I approve of this threat

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 5d

I just wanna brag on how talented my spouse is. Our cats have been scratching our couch for years and she visibly mended it with appliques last night! And it looks fucking amazing!

And she got popular on Reddit! www.reddit.com/r/Visiblemen...

The corner of a blue couch with visible holes and scratches showing the tan foam underneath

The same couch, but with embroidered flower appliques applied along the scratched-up edge. The scratches and holes are hidden, and the embroidery makes the couch look even more beautiful than it already was

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 5d

It's an honor to know you

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 6d

He makes Sleepy Joe Biden look like Coked-Up Hunter Biden

Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 8d

causing a 10 mile radius of destruction by peeing, sneezing, and cumming in the same millisecond

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 8d

its like these motherfuckers instantly forgot how John Fetterman (or at least his staff) truly had the heart of a poster, and yet turned into dogshit the moment he entered congress

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 9d

Who could have known

A zoomed in portion of the image posted a few posts above. It shows Luigi, of Super Mario Bros fame, with just the fugliest fucked up AI face you ever saw

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 9d

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · Sep 11

He only missed his face because it was so small

Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 9d

someone cut the top off of mt hood. they're calling it hood mesa now. tragic

Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 9d

I lived in Portland from 2019 until a few weeks ago. I took this timelapse my last night there. Hard to believe this is all gone now; may OMSI rest in peace

Portland Timelapse 09/07/25-09/08/25

YouTube video by EJ

youtu.be

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 9d

the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10d

Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 9d

Motherfucker literally waited until I left cause he's scared

Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · Sep 1

I'll be moving from Portland back to the midwest next week, so everyone please update your mental model of me accordingly

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 9d

this is my political affiliation now

a guy wearing a black t shirt that says:

IT MAKES ME MAD
WHEN THE TACO BELL MENU IS TRYING OUT NEW SPECIALTIES AND SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND THEN TACO BELL TAKES THEM AWAY

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 10d

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Shawn McCullough @shawnmcc.bsky.social · 10d

So I guess the US was also a fascist country when FDR was putting Japanese Americans in internment camps, right?

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 10d

I say this with as much love and respect as possible and this comes from a place of recognition and empathy: please take a month for yourself and just log off

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11d

No they literally are not! You can find hundreds of shitty no-brand USB-C flash drives or other devices on Amazon that operate at 2.0 speeds and they've existed for a decade before the iPhone adopted USB-C

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11d

I'm really confused about with whomst or whatmst in this thread you're arguing

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11d

That is not what they were saying lmao, they were complaining that the physical standard and protocol standard don't necessarily match and how that's confusing for everyone!

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11d

not if it only has four conductors, which these almost certainly do for cost-saving reasons, my guy

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 11d

i would buy this for 100 dollars

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11d

82nd Airborne walks into Powell’s, gets too distracted, hours lost wandering the shelves, mission fails completely.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 12d

Bone-dry? No siree, my bones are almost always extremely wet, thank you very much

Riemann Zeta-Jones @whatsejstandfor.bsky.social · 13d

ok