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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 59m

Eyeball Witness is a Nick book. The narrator and everything. Which seems like what most people want. Who knows

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 59m

My original plan was Creature Features as book 7 (about 20 short stories featuring characters, some previously published others entirely new), Dolly Come Lately as book 8 (Jane's continuing adventures in the desert) and then Eyeball Witness

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

I think this is absolutely dead on, and I think it illuminates how far right the Democrats have gone that there's room on the left to do this

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

Finished up a couple drafts of Eyeball Witness (that's a City of Devils book, though what number I'm no longer sure) and it's not working and that's when I realized I need a better ending.

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

The only battle he can never win: gravity

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

First off yes they do

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

The worst part of walking McConnell is waiting while he wanders in circles looking for a place to shit

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 3h

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

You gotta hand it to Mitch McConnell. Guy's destroyed democracy, facilitated the deaths of millions, helped bring about the climate apocalypse. He could retire! But no, he's still out there trying to kill more people out of love of the game

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · Apr 21

Sir it seems that our strategy of replacing all of the professional government employees and experts with internet trolls and sex offenders is not going as well as expected

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 2h

It's honestly becoming one of my best gauges for how much I like a politician

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2h

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 2h

This is assuming of course that rolling over for the GOP is a mistake and not Schumer's entire purpose but go with me for a sec

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 2h

Sounds like Thune is betting that Schumer won't learn from his mistakes. Which is actually a pretty safe bet. I'd make that bet

Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 3h

In the last government funding deal, Schumer got a handshake promise from Republicans to hold a House vote to undo a block on D.C. spending $1B of its own revenue.

Then House Republicans simply never called the vote.

Guarantee, schmarantee.

Thune reveals to MSNBC he’s offered Democrats a vote on Obamacare subsidies

“We can guarantee you get a vote by a date certain,” Senate Republican leader John Thune said.

www.msnbc.com

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 3h

idk that ear looks good. like it hasn't even been shot at

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

‘The worst of all time’: Trump rails against ‘super bad’ Time magazine cover

Despite the glowing story, the cover earned the ire of the US president with criticism of his appearance It is a glowing story in a publication Donald Trump has long exalted – but for one catch. The cover picture, the president decreed, “may be the Worst of All Time”. Time magazine’s paean to Trump’s role in brokering a Gaza ceasefire, leading its 10 November issue, was accompanied by a photo of the president taken from below and with the sun behind his head. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 3h

going onto YouTube for help solving this lament configuration

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 3h

Remembering the immortal words of Mike Huckabee's son: "That dog was ritually murdered like that when I found it"

Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 1d

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

www.politico.com

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 3h

Yes I realize I'm the only one who remembers this show

Tread Perilously @treadperilously.bsky.social · 3h

Tread Perilously‘s horror month continues with a look at the anthology series The Hitchhiker via its slasher-esque episode called “The Killer.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social

Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social

Tread Perilously - ‘The Hitchhiker: The Killer' - Fanbasepress

Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 3h

Thinking about how Samantha Bee couldn't help him launder his rep fast enough

Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 7h

Glenn Beck says that after he aired a show on Antifa, FBI agents acting on the behest of Kash Patel came to get tips. Here's who the segment targeted, largely through strained connections and guilt by association: www.mediamatters.org/glenn-beck/g...

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h

idk maybe we shouldn't have told a bunch of tech ghouls that they were world-shaking geniuses and didn't need to study pointless shit like civics and literature

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h

I updated my mac and they were like "hey, you got an AI assistant!"

Within seconds I had that bitch shut off

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h

Most interaction with technology nowdays is turning off bullshit features like this no one wants

Techmeme @techmeme.com · 7h

Microsoft launches new Windows features to help weave AI into regular Windows 11 PCs, including rolling out a "Hey, Copilot!" wake word and Copilot Vision (Tom Warren/The Verge)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h

Just spitballing here, have you considered doing an article about something a normal person might give a shit about

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 4h

Just so's we're all on the same page:

Republicans believe protesters have to be paid because they can't imagine any other reason to care about another person.

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 5h

They better not hurt the great San Onofre boobs

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