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🎃ctobertt

@weakcookies.bsky.social

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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · Jan 29

I like big CLOUDS 🧖‍♂️
and I cannot LIE 😇
I refer ya to my alveo-LI 🫁
That when a nail heats up 📛
and hits the ooey gooey gunk 🦠
and I’m coughing up a chunk 💨
I gets DUMB! 😵‍💫
Wanna grab the juice 🧃
Cuz a dab done knocked me loose 🫨

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 5m

Emails where it’s just a run on sentence from the subject line into the body copy got me feeling like Re:FWD:FW:FW!!!

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1h

I was gonna say something stupid like “you can do it!” but perhaps you can’t.

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2h

Can’t remember if the Atari game “Night Driver” inspired this movie or the other way around. Either way we are lucky to have both!

Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 5h

Now watching Night Drive

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 14h

Any decent salesperson could sell this idea to Vince Neil for at least $1000

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 19h

The new VISA Shout At The Debit Card from your friends at capital one and Mötley Crüe

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 14h

Switch knees with a cadaver

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 18h

Now throw yo hands in the ay-urrrr
And wave em like ya just don’t cay-urr
Cuz if ya think Shingles gives a single shit
Homie lemme tell ya, nay-urrrr

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 18h

Guessh hoo many Reeshe’s Pieches I have inmy mouf

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 19h

The new VISA Shout At The Debit Card from your friends at capital one and Mötley Crüe

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 22h

Freshly uncovered OutKast scrolls suggest that after hanging out in that attic for about two weeks, things might not have worked out so well for Andre 3000 and his Anne Frank-y muse

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

Israel has already killed Gazans. Delete your fuckin account!

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

Apart, they are Mushy and Chuff. But when joined, they are the Twoodledee Doodledees

Two dark brown tonkinese cats snuggled in a cat bed and looking at the camera

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa!

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d

more like Chris Columbust amirite

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

This skeet measures two feet

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

She used to ask Jesus to take the wheel. Then she met Microsoft copilot.

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

Who up pronatin and dorsiflexin

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

You’re coming off incredibly disingenuous. Fake outrage campaign. Low brow behavior.

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

If TD’s are for da Boss, it stands to reason that picks are also for da Boss

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, it happens!

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

Jets football bad, mess u up!!!

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

NFL network is getting so bleak, what with the gambling stuff, the hosts pushing ai on viewers, and now there’s this mark wahlberg movie ad, my god

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

Is tpusa keeping a list of which nfl players have a ✝️ on their thigh pads, and which ones don’t?

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

The chores must flow

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

They are on TV and saying it again, help

🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 9d

Can’t believe people are being paid to say the words “Tottenham hotspur” in mixed company

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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 2d

Cincinnati, never beating the Tornado Alley-gations