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Robert Hill
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Navy & Army Veteran. Elementis Regamus Proelium. Elsecaller. Tolerated by cats. Please support mental health. Would rather be in Ankh-Morpork. Pro democracy, Pro NATO, anti Trump/Musk/Putin. Zero tolerance for MAGA. Veteran Against Trump
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Today is going to be a series of absolute WTF moments writ large.

Keep your heads up.
How long before the inevitable parody with a new list of names?
"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately," or something.
I'm thinking there is intentionally no care because they want to replace the whole structure. I hope I'm wrong.
So what happens when they (intentionally?) fuck that up too and suddenly the White House is no longer structurally sound, so it conveniently needs to be rebuilt?
Sweetened man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
I still think we ought to troll the shit out of him by all claiming to be the antichrist, Spartacus-style. Maybe we can antichrist in shifts?
I think it won't actually be a ballroom.

It will be some kind of audience chamber/dinner hall where grift can happen in plain sight. He lied about the damage to the White House, why should we believe the purpose of this new building?
They want a war, but they're waiting for someone to formally declare war on us first, so they can play the "outraged defender of freedom, how DARE you, and by the way elections are canceled in a war and all the people we want to deportations now have ties to your country." card. It's a big card.
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My Voodoo climbs on me when I'm asleep and perches like the most adorable sleep paralysis demon ever.
Today Socrates would have made a bunch of excellent TED talk videos and one unfortunate mukbang video
Maga is doing so much illegal shit all the time in the philosophical view that you can't jail a whole political party. It's just impeachable and removable conduct every day.
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me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long

Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?

me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed

Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed

me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better

Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
I remember seeing Little Texas and Mindy McCready at the equivalent of the county fair where I grew up sometime in the mid-90's
I haven't been to many concerts, but the few I have been to are deeply meaningful for me. I consider myself deeply fortunate to see Simon & Garfunkel with the Everly Brothers live in my lifetime.
I discovered Puscifer because one of their songs was featured in an ad for a Transformers video game. I couldn't get it out of my head, and that was all it took.
I just love learning about the dense connections between artists. I have to be careful, or I'll disappear down a wikipedia hole for days at a time. Maynard James Keenan, Les Claypool and Pauly Shore were the pigs in that Three Little Pigs song by Green Jellÿ. "NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN"
I'm more a Puscifer guy
Late to the party. I wonder if it sounds any better in the original German?
It would be a little badass to get a portion of the Bayeux Tapestry as a tattoo.
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As a matter of fact, the only thing I remember seeing (and taking photos of, I think I got most of the exhibits at the time) was an article about a sergeant who tested mustard on himself to try and make a working salve.