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VivicorpCEO
@vivicorpceo.bsky.social
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 24d
If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1h
I'll bring the cattle prod and white board we'll get them to understand
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1h
I sleep in a bed, with my wife, and own a real vehicle
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Reyhan Harmanci @harmancipants.bsky.social · 9h
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
quotes from cybertruck owners
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 2h
What do you have against fashion
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 3h
Those things are so expensive I don't even have the one
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 4h
This might be the first time in my life someone responded by being reassured we have similar thought patterns around that so I dunno about that
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 4h
My body is a machine that turns holding any tool into a thought about what it might do to a human body without prompting.

Thanks brain let's never find out
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 5h
It gets real confusing when both meanings of the acronym are in side by side ads. Like "hey look you either want to make something or make someone either way temu has you covered"
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 8h
Oooh I always wanted to join an angry mob, nothing personal six
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 8h
I'm more here for the unhinged but I support people discussing their passions unconditionally anyways
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 9h
I told you all, you all called me crazy but I was right! The fashion guy is actually the pigeon person from Home Alone and this is the final proof I need!
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 18h
Neat 👍
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 18h
My startup is looking for investors to provide the dough needed to rise above the competition.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 18h
Careful you're going to make the next chat gpt generated anatomy book even worse once this is used to train it
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 18h
Ok why are we trying to make a robot that can do art instead of one that can make me some nice cookies
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not entirely sure that isn't the sanest reaction at this point
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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 21h
Oh my goodness
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22h
This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 19h
Also when young you don't know better - what people around you say and do can seem right simply because it is all you know.

Rose tinted glasses are terrible.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 19h
Hell of a way to admit you're real bad at your job.

Like straight up I'd respect "like 75% of other people could do this job better than me" more
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 19h
Don't you send them at me I have enough problem people to deal with in IT already
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 19h
Something tells me my pity well is already fully tapped out for anyone who's main revenue is Twitter right now
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 22h
Does she need any public support? Because I legit trust grads from that university a little less right now while they let this teacher stay on staff not because of them but because it makes me question if they were given what they actually needed to succeed
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 22h
Digging into that publishing company they're apparently shady as shit and known for this
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d
We have fed your feed to The Creature there's no going back now sorry
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d
Legit my wife has a job orders of magnitude more important than mine to society as a whole as well as simply more important from a moral/ethical standpoint, requiring more education and more stress.

It's practically criminal to me that I make several times her salary to make computers beep boop
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SoupEd @perrodeblues.bsky.social · 1d
If anything, I wish my wife made more, she actually does things for people, I just make computers go beep boop sometimes
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah I dunno something tells me using that as an insult says worse things about his character than yours but that's probably my basic empathy for my fellow mankind talking so