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Vitamin Bee 🐝

@vitaminpac1.bsky.social

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Woke suburban coastal elite & serial hobbyist with the audacity. According to Tom, an Ohio 11

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 5h

Same with id rather leave a kid with a troupe of drag queens than a single priest

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 7h

Because you’re just a disembodied flame

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 8h

Don’t burn it!

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Delaney Nolan @delaneynolan.bsky.social · 1d

Wrote for @thenation.com about how we're all gonna drown in hot oceans because we are air conditioning slop bots 💫

www.thenation.com/article/envi...

AI Is Going to Kill Everyone You Love. The Surprise Is How.

It’s not hostile super robots you should worry about—it’s the heat they’ll generate.

www.thenation.com

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Luna does this!

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Thicc and stupid just like our ancestors

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Aw love you too! Look at me listed with all those cool dudes

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Tbh this would be a good time to bring back lead pipes. My neural connections could use some dulling with everything going on

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

And they did it for like, a dozen eggs and a muffin

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🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 2d

historical dramas don’t hit like they used to

oh, you have a tyrannical government? the rich are exploiting the poor? everyone in town has the plague? the market is really unstable? someone is cheating it? your mother in law is batshit? you’re old at 25? someone says you need to have more babies?

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Doctors hate this one weird trick (propagating trademarked plants)

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

If I had a landscaping business I’d take cuttings off all my customers hydrangeas and perennials and root them and make new little plants and have a plant selling business on the side from my pirates bounty

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

I hope everyone’s sperm count keeps going down because tbh we have too many people on this earth

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Idk how to twerk so no

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Just talked to a college age girl who doesn’t know who Hilary Duff is so I guess I’ll just die

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Women don’t like the vehicle

The big amp truck from mad max

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Like I had no money when I studied abroad and I was 19-20 and dumb and it was great, but my God, what a waste. Gimme 4 months somewhere now, I’ll even work as a cultural exchange employee idc

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Study abroad is wasted on college students. Give me that shit now.

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 4d

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

Masked ICE agents throwing bags of brown leaves in unmarked van

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Ha

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

What is this a bicarb for ants?

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Guys we’ve been over this please do not sign up for protests

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The Red-Headed Strangler @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 2d

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

I sleep in a race car bed

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Happy “add extra time to the proof in your bread recipe” season 🥶

Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 2d

Is anyone else laughing nonstop at every single video made by that kid imitating Hugh Jackman singing various songs?