Vianne Max
@viannemax.bsky.social
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Writer, traveller, educator. 🦊 Aotearoa/the Shire.💜 Lover of whimsy, rebellion, tea and crumpets. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇳🇿 🇵🇱 http://linktr.ee/vianne_max https://www.amazon.com/Anahera-Vianne-Max-ebook/dp/B09T1JH816/ref=sr_1
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Escape this madness into a new world with…
* adventure
* feisty Kiwi heroines
* cinnamon roll (and hot as hell) heroes
* giant psychic cats to ride across a mountain city
* standing up to bullies
* found family
* the Mutinous Piglet pub
* psychotic goddesses
* screamingly strong coffee
#Booksky
Two books entitled “Anahera” and “Pariah” sit on a background of glittering snow. Above are the words, “Escape to the Isle of Storms Series”.
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Yes! And picking anything up. 🤬
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My favourite bird!😀
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It’s a classic.😁
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Clearly, I’m not trying hard enough.😁
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How to Take a Great Author Photo
Do not make direct eye contact.
Act like you've got better things to do.
Go viral.
Include cats.
Represent your co-author well.
Exercise your laser beam eyes.
Excite readers with an action shot!
Camera shy? Go with a personal caricature.
Place your index finger in your ear.
Demonstrate how a book works.
Keep things clean with a look of innocence.
If you're worth it, flaunt it!
Remember: You need their votes this year.
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They’re elusive little buggers.😁

But their existence is so delicate.🥺 Our local community tries to protect them as much as possible, but it’s not easy.
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The little ears!😀
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Huge respect for your restraint in not pinning them to the wall afterwards and snarling “I TOLD YOU SO.”
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I am the teacher in charge of our high school library, so this is like watching one of the gods ascend.🤣
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“Wouldn’t YOU??”
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That’s awesome!!😀💜
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Huge sympathy! I have been thinking of how challenging that would be. I’m used to coping on my own, but after surgery (or even getting there) is particularly challenging.
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Well that’s utterly fabulous!😀
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Slowly, but I’m still alive, so that’s positive.🤔😀
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ANAHERA would smell of wild heather honey and PARIAH would have the scent of a campfire on a summer’s evening.
#booksky
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What would *your* book smell like if you engaged in a mega weirdo scented pages promotional campaign?
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😋
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My food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE would smell like my Signature Cinnamon Scrolls. It’s my favorite recipe.
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What would *your* book smell like if you engaged in a mega weirdo scented pages promotional campaign?
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That is an epic reply.😀