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@verycooldie.bsky.social
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Gay & stupid πŸ₯€
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Ishmael: I think the dragon that St. George killed was actually a whale

Me: okay

Ishmael: (huge bong rip) and I think he rode a seal, or possibly a large sea horse into battle to do it
Sam's Town fucking whips though. If you're here, you should go to Sam's Town
The Stand is not a "good" book, but I can really understand why Stephen King made this place his Mordor
Every time I bring @verycooldie.bsky.social to Vegas, she spends the whole time like "y'all live like this??"
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I started reading Moby Dick and now I can't stop talking to my wife about whales
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Congrats to the BDS.

FREE PALESTINE.
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
www.theguardian.com
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Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression
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I'm stomping all over your prize gardenia in my frivolous boots! I hate your stupid gardenia and I love my elaborately decorated boots! Hahaha!
Yeah it happened to me right before I posted this
You should only listen to independent podcasts when you're shitting because otherwise you might hear a wondery ad you can't skip when you're wiping. Next time you gotta take a fat dump, consider the @houseofsnax.bsky.social
If we did this and also if we had a nickel for every time we drank a disgusting mint beverage combination because it was a dead guy's favorite, we'd have 2 nickels
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I live right next door to a laundromat, but I leave it for the whole cycle
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I mean... They ain't wrong.

Credit: gundambros1
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trans women you cannot be naming yourself shit like Jadzia, cmon,