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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22m

An oyster farmer isn't going to succeed where even Stephen King failed

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 12h

"Welcome. Welcome, to City ORD. You have chosen, or have been chosen, to participate in our natural experiment examining the limits of unpaid air traffic controll-"

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 2d

lol theyre doing breencasts as political propaganda

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 2d

Multiple airports are now announcing they will refuse to play Kristi Noem’s government-funded video blaming “Democrats” for the government shutdown.

“We believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging,” one airport said.

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 13h

Jays postseason scores have nearly all been insanely high

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 13h

They coulda had so many votes of non-confidence by now

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 14h

No no you should turn it back on

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 20h

You're doing a great job of policing your followers. Keeping them tidy and such. Others could learn from this

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

And here I thought Johnson said no paychecks

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

I'd just like to offer up as my CV several hundred hours in SimAnt and also a sprawling underground missile silo bunker i designed entirely in The Sims 3

I work for the bees and spiders now

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

It's all a myrrhage

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

Me running the numbers: "did you know there are like 10 spiders for every human in this bunker"

Ellie, running very similar and yet extremely different numbers: "as many as possible"

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 22h

Is this ultimately the fault, and indeed the legacy, of Sister Act II: Back in the Habit, i wonder

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 23h

You can see why the GOP would forget he means that in a *bad* way, tho

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 23h

🎂🥳🥪

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 23h

I took this week and next off and the weather is perfect :)

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Is it still called intersectionality if he's just thinking with his dick

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Does it at least taste like butter tarts

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

(Don't Fear) The Voters

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Watched a frail 70-something woman wander Yorkville last Xmas in a black MAGA hat

Bunch of people looked like they'd murder her on the spot if it wasn't for the fact she was ancient

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Postmedia is an imported blight on the country and that's before we get into the innate insanity

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna call it donkey tartare from now on and actually scare the hoes

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

I write time frenchly at work because it's so much easier and nicer-looking to write 17h30 than reaching for the colon

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

On Farting that's so inspiring

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but if you get any sweet anecdotes out of that video I'm all ears 👀

ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

Me when I start to understand the intricate oak hieroglyphics

a man in a suit is screaming while sitting in a blue bus

Alt: Sam Neill screaming on a coach bus

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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 1d

The jokes about them being ripe for like 45 seconds total are real, tho, when you don't live where they're grown :(