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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 9d

You guys, the person exercising the powers of the presidency is constitutionally disqualified from holding the office and he’s having the White House bulldozed. This is true and it’s happening, right? I’m not dreaming this?

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · 18d

You can be successful, extraordinary, and achieve greatness if you don't subscribe to how they measure success. Little clue, that measurement allows them to exploit your efforts.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · 19d

Ok, online dating is new for me yet I feel like not having 40% of your profile photos being in a bathroom is a low bar to exceed and yet.... It has happened more than once.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · 20d

I wish I could have gone. I would have been late getting there, struggled to find the group and ultimately sore throat this morning told me I did the right thing and stayed home.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · 25d

Today the movers are going to be taking most of the furniture. I'm sitting here on one of the few pieces I get to keep (because it's broken). Drinking coffee, making a list, open heart and excitement for the possibilities for the future.

Dog curled up next to me, cat head butting my neck.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · 25d

There is simply a lack of laughter today. If you can box up some laughter, then you can corner the market on these dating apps.

Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 27

The photosynthesis process stops rather quickly after harvest. Yet, the cells continue through respiration which includes converting stored energy into a useful form.

Very much what I aspire to do in therapy: converting energy into a useful form.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · Sep 26

Now this is Content

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 27

I decided just past the point of blanching if your are boiling it. Fork tender in the oven or microwave. It's still alive on your fork raw in a pasta salad or leafy salad.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 27

Milk and honey were never alive. Almost all other food comes from something that is alive.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 27

I stayed up way too late last night thinking about broccoli and at what point is it no longer alive.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 26

Small wins. No longer losing weight due to stress. Even after not being at the gym in three weeks. The gym is key for my health right now.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 21

That's cool..thank you for sharing.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 21

I'm allowed to take my 2-year-old child on the bus, yet in a motor vehicle, I need a car seat.

Don't get me wrong. Love me a car seat. I don't understand the physics of why it's not needed in a bus? Why aren't seat belts for adults needed in a bus?

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 21

For me, that would be $15.66 adjusting for inflation. With this knowledge, I am now prepared for all of the worm eating challenges of next week. #knowyourworth

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 20

Dehydrators. Those "fast compost" products you see getting pushed hard... They are simply removing moisture. It's not creating compost. Don't waste your money.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Sep 18

You should do it. Yes you... you've sat through more commercials than the time being asked here...

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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · Sep 10

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 30

Dating apps are new to me. I quickly determined I will need some new photos.

* Hiking with the sunset in the background
* Fancy clothes at an event like a wedding
* Brunch wearing something sharp yet casual while ignoring the camera.
* Effortless hair while in a hoodie cuddling with a cat or dig

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 25

Read these profound words this morning:

"it is through knowing our why for doing something- not just what we are doing and how we do it- that leads to success in our endeavors." Simon Sinek

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 12

My partner of 16 years has decided to leave the relationship. Three months of therapy concluded with one sided effort/personal growth.

No appetite means I don't even get to enjoy a ridiculous amount of ice cream.

a brown dog standing next to a white table with the words `` i has the sad '' written above it .

ALT: a brown dog standing next to a white table with the words `` i has the sad '' written above it .

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 10

In Rio, the plane yoke shouldn't move the flaps or even if those were ailerons, then still shouldn't change with the control stick being pulled back. I feel like it should have nose dived at 1:20 into the movie. YET I am judging a kids movie where the propeller should have killed that evil bird.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 8

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 8

Brought to you by Big Gym. When your feelings are too big for dainty spheres of light, smash metal together and get that water and electrolytes out of your body. Make your arms spheres of muscle! Why stop at arms?? Become a human muscle donut hole. So round and at peace.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 8

Brought to you by Big Bubble. When stress has you down, blow your worries into spheres of the light, to be carried by the wind. Buy our products.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 8

Brought to you by Big Gym. When your feelings are too big for dainty spheres of light, smash metal together and get that water and electrolytes out of your body. Make your arms spheres of muscle! Why stop at arms?? Become a human muscle donut hole. So round and at peace.

Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 8

Brought to you by Big Bubble. When stress has you down, blow your worries into spheres of the light, to be carried by the wind. Buy our products.

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Velo Mike @velomike.bsky.social · Aug 8

Brought to you by Big Bubble. When stress has you down, blow your worries into spheres of the light, to be carried by the wind. Buy our products.

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