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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt

@ugarles.bsky.social

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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2d

Kind of wild that by the time this CS/CS episode came out Cam Skattebo already had a redemption game. All the same, @davidjroth.bsky.social joined me to talk about the Saints win over the Giants and @lronmexico.bsky.social was able to join me to talk to our Man in the Dome, @skookses.bsky.social.

City Saint / Country Saint S3E5 Giants with David Roth

The Saints finally get a W (26-14 over the Giants) and David Roth joins Charles to talk about, well, not the game exactly, but game-adjacent things. L. Ron wasn't able to join the main chat but he was

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13m

is this what you meant to reply to we are talking about mushrooms

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 14m

EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT BRASSICAS (that's how this all kicked off, but not this thread)

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

yeah i've heard that - they are a real asshole of an invasive species for that reason. people don't realize that koi are not "huge goldfish" they are modified goldfish that weren't stuck in a tiny aquarium

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

yeah that one's gone viral every few months forever

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

i knew that one!

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

that one i knew

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

this is like learning that the fuckin' huge cow is "a cow, if you don't kill it for meat at the usual age farms do"

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

what the fu

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

no. under faa regs you can request a pillow but you also have to request the flight assistant do the smothering with it.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

they (appreciate the correction) say "do not discuss committing felonies on social media" constantly do you need links

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

her point isn't about whether to do it or not do it though she is obviously taking a position against as well. her point is even if this is your thing, you should not be so dumb as to announce it is your thing on social media with a paper trail.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Jul 26

When I was in high school there was a real annoying hardcore kid who came to all the local shows so my friend started a rumor that he supported the Iraq war.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 5h

Rent-a-Center contracts are always worth it

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

the alternative reading of scotus to last rt is that they basically know that democrats won't act like this to people like them so they can let trump kick around their enemies without fear of reprisals

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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 8h

Well let Trump do it, but by the time he’s out of office we’ll figure out it was a mistake to let a president do that

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

I bet it's the good ones

New York Post @nypost.com · 8h

NYPD cops will flee the force if Mamdani is elected, Ray Kelly warns

"He is a problem. He is antisemitic. He is someone who has a lot of crazy ideas," Kelly told Cats, describing the NYPD as a "target" for Mamdani.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

not my house btw will show my halloween decorations soon

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10h

spooky szn doesn't have to be scary

an adorable smiling handkerchief ghost hanging from a tree in front of a Brooklyn townhouse

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 9h

when you hit the wrong button

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 9h

Every show on CBS is about a first responder and that was before they were purchased by the Trump administration. Looking forward to commercials for J6 Heroes in 2026.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10h

spooky szn doesn't have to be scary

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10h

rattler tush push do not tell me a snake has no tush

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10h

did I just see that the faroe Islands beat czechia

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 11h

who dat

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12h

the nfl is acclimating London to football by giving them the football version of one-nil

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12h

the jets finish the game with -10 passing yards because of 55 yards worth of sacks

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