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🔞 🎃 *The* jimmytwotries. Collaborative cunnilingus / Dead Rising 2 fanboy (I'm actually very boring). https://archiveofourown.org/users/jimmytwotries/pseuds/jimmytwotries

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 16d

If anybody would like to commission their favourite cast of girls reduced to an orgasm-addled meat wall... 👀

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 16d

📌🎃 A prank-minded nerd girl infiltrates a local sorority, only to find the cheerleader stacys encased in a vibrating mass of pink goo.

Judging by their muffled screams, their interlinked nervous system is making their collective orgasms exponentially more intense... (1/2)

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 20m

📌 Waking up in the middle of the night to find your simple-minded-but-good-hearted older brother dumping a third load in your blissed-out trans girlfriend.

You and your gf are bi, right? This way you get to live out the size queen fetish you kept bragging about...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 49m

📌 A goth Tinker Bell snorting a line of fairy dust off your clit, shuddering, then immediately inhaling your tingling pearl for six straight hours of hungry nursing (the latter part wasn't part of the deal).

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

📌 Your bratty goth roommate agrees to loosen up your fiancée.

First, your fiancée reluctantly snorts a line off your roommate's thigh. Then, in that brief moment of virginal euphoria, your roommate whips out her cock, rests the tip on your fiancée's cheek, and starts jerking...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

📌 A bratty vampire girl who *loves* using mirrors to humiliate young men/women in front of their brides.

Cumming "hands free" like that is humiliating enough, but Miss Vampire makes sure it's always premature~.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

📌 Bratty vampire roommate who jerks you off while you video chat with your girlfriend.

Your girlfriend can see your cock bouncing and pulsing and eventually cumming "hands free," but she doesn't know how.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

Showing off "the stranger" to her loyal fans (letting a ghost type jerk her off while her confused audience wonders how her fat girlcock is jerking itself).

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

Her world is coming apart at the seams, all because of her confused curiosity about a silly simulated lesbian scene in the movie you rented...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

"B-B-But we're all girls!! And none of us are gay..."

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1h

📌 Your comically naïve, comically rich fiancée hyperventilating after she finds out cunnilingus is sex.

She *definitely* didn't realise recieving dubcon oral from a pair of sly young escorts three times a week was wrong!

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2h

Naïve "virgins" who have lots of sex but they don't understand what sex is.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2h

📌 Your "virgin" trans girlfriend shows you her favourite massage joint...

...And you find out that she didn't know happy endings count as sex.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 12h

📌 Lusamine softly demanding Diantha moan "I'm cumming" in broken English into Lusamine's palm as the elegant fist stuffed into Diantha's tight white shorts works it's magic.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 12h

📌 In Kalos it's trendy for girls to moan/sob "I'm cumming" even if they loudly despise the English language.

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EKZ🔞 @robotekz.bsky.social · 1d

freeze!

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren.bsky.social · 1d

Love to see women supporting women like “ok I’ll suck it now, you lick the balls”

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 A huckster slinging "lace chastity thongs" he supposedly repurposed from strips of the goddess' dress.

They work—your daughter won't end up pregnant—but he definitely doesn't mention the goddess' secret weakness for sloppy, over-the-panties oral outercourse...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 An priestess-blessed adhesive strip that protects the chastity of fertile monster slayers.

It doesn't do much to numb the stimulation of a wicked tongue performing expert outercourse on your criminally-neglected clitty, though!

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 After her sons are slain by vampires, a bereaved mother devotes her life to exterminating the undead.

The spooky, pale boys who eventually "best" her definitely aren't a replacement for her lost family, but after ten gruelling years of chastity...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

Stumbling to a stern mentor to confess everything before it's too late, only to catch the older woman with her head thrown back, softly sobbing in disbelief as she cups two lewd lumps under her slitted dress...

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

The shame of knowing that her betrayal will lead to her new friends being turned into orgasm-addled thralls...

...How can she not cum harder than she ever has in her entire life?

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

Manifesting this. 😳😳😳

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 A rookie goth vampire huntress recieving expert, mind-blowing head from a pair of vampiric brats.

Desperately trying not to ahegao while her oblivious friends discuss their plan to banish the big bad.

She definitely (reluctantly) agrees to be a double agent...

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

Getting head from a pair of waist-high imps until her legs go completely numb... 😳😳😳

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

Sypha Belnades corrupted by vampire cunnilingus. 😳😳

Getting her sould sucked out of her clit by a pair of devilishly talented mouths...

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

Vore, but specifically the type of vore where the frantic victim is trapped/enveloped in a mass of greedy tentacles. 🫡

Comeuppance is great, but a mistaken identity plot might be even hotter.

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