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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 12h

if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 13h

Hell yeah.

From my trip to NYC this summer, I’m wearing a Mariners cap and standing in front of Dalí’s “Persistence of Memory,” the “melting clocks” painting, which is on display at MOMA.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 13h

I’m glad the game didn’t wind up close.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 15h

So clearly I don’t know my Mariners dogs, I guess

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Amanda K @sea-manders.bsky.social · 15h

It's Chase, and he stole Humpy's floaty!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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M S Burton @frommsb.bsky.social · 15h

Turns out that is Dash's pal Chase, Dash having gone to his reward last year. I don't think they're actually affiliated, I think they're just Mariner fans

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 15h

How is Dash affiliated, do we know?

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M S Burton @frommsb.bsky.social · 15h

I think that is Dash, the golden who frequently comes to the park

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 15h

They have Humpy a sash, and a chain, and a trophy!

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Tommy @realtombentley.bsky.social · 16h

Omg Chase!!!

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Megan Corcoran @megancorcoran.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah not 100% sure but I don’t think that’s Tucker

Tucker, the Mariners pup, sitting in front of Ichiro’s hall of fame plaque.

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Megan Corcoran @megancorcoran.bsky.social · 16h

Thats Tucker? He looks too golden retrievery, I thought Tucker was more labradory

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 16h

I have not been formally introduced, but I think I’ve got it right?

Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 16h

I did have my phone ready for this:

Humpy, a salmon mascot, has one knee on the ground and is petting a dog, Tucker, a team dog for the Mariners, who is facing away from the camera.

Tucker, the Mariners dog, bites the blue life preserver ring around Humpy’s waist.

Humpy is wearing a “winner” sash and gold chain in addition to his regular costume.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 16h

Mariners party at the Boxyard (old Pyramid Brewing)

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 16h

Humpy is running around the watch party like a madman and Tucker the Mariners Pup was chasing him. I didn’t have my phone ready for that.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 18h

Two missed calls to the game’s first batter… they wash out, but eep

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 3

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 19h

I feel like people are always way too confident in their assessments on replay. I saw a lot of people questioning the Victor Robles Game 5 HBP, but I thought it was obvious.

Cal might’ve been safe on the play at the plate in the first, but I’m not sure I buy it, it wasn’t super clear, imo.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 22h

TURNED OUT TO BE AN ENORMOUS DEAL

Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 1d

If the M’s can get out of this allowing just one run, it might be a real big deal.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 23h

Separately notable, I think Washington’s libertarians have changed to a similar kind of fringe-right, pro-authoritarianism, anti-urbanism that you’re describing with Oregon. All politics is national now, I guess?

Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 23h

I’ve often felt like Washington libertarians were kind of chill, “live and let live” types who were more open to social change than most. Do you suppose Oregon libertarians are different maybe because of the specific racism of Oregon’s history?

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 1d

As a fan who shoots shots, I feel a little bad for him. In terms of, say, the taste of the joke he was trying to make, not the best look, he kinda got what was coming for him.

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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 1d

Look, Josh Naylor may not be an all-star, but he’s pretty decent at what he does, and the way he plays is simultaneously fascinating and funny as hell.

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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 8d

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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