@twistedtian.bsky.social
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twistedtian.bsky.social
Guy I refuse to hook up with anymore ironed my pants for me before a date lmao
twistedtian.bsky.social
What’re we gonna do? Bump purses?
twistedtian.bsky.social
The rock statue potential being right there as an icon and they choose a griffin
twistedtian.bsky.social
If Miss fame and Max ran into each other really fast and morphed into one person
braaaf.bsky.social
WOW! new advancements in technology allow us to see what celebrities might have looked like when they were younger. Check out Jill Stein at age 24!
twistedtian.bsky.social
Hi yes can I get a bloomf combo meal with a medium bloomfie but can I get an extra side of oomf…. Hold the tea chile…. Thanks!
twistedtian.bsky.social
They light a match behind you and use you as a rocket
twistedtian.bsky.social
Always talking about some shit and farts…..
twistedtian.bsky.social
ChatGPT entering the housewives verse oh i hate it
twistedtian.bsky.social
What can I say
What can I do
I’m tryna be the girl that you’re talking to
Maybe you can be my American boy
twistedtian.bsky.social
Ngl my dream scenario I wanna marry my hag
thejacko.bsky.social
Okay, sure, fine, but which of you is the sk8er boi??????
A screenshot of a Washington Post article entitled “He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married.”
twistedtian.bsky.social
Have had the most exhausting couple of days. My grandmom fell and hit her head and had to get 11 staples, two days later my grandpop is admitted to the ER with pneumonia all while I’m trying to figure out how to get out of this apartment situation because my roommate is getting more erratic
twistedtian.bsky.social
Tyty is waking up the beast within !
twistedtian.bsky.social
My first time! It’s free on psplus rn