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hi, it's falcon! they/them 🔞 🎹 303's and 909's 🚕 art and gay cars listen to my ep: https://linktr.ee/turbofalcon

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 1h

Been seeing Sora videos on socials with the watermarks removed. The automated removal tools aren't perfect and leave artifacts so it's worth remembering the Sora watermark pattern (For portrait videos): top-left, middle-right, bottom-left. Watch for alternating artifacts in those regions.

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 43m

thanks, it was banging!

A kitchen table with Chinese takeout food (duck, pork belly, noodles) wine and a folder from a real estate agency.

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 50m

thank you! i'm so stoked!

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 51m

after eating what they served i don't know if i can ever compete with what they can create. but yes, that is a dream of mine.

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1h

me and my partner bought an apartment and to celebrate i wanted to get some takeout.
the place i wanted to go to had shut down so we went to the next best restaurant and they had the exact same tiles on the walls i've been checking out for our new kitchen. it has to be a sign, right?

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Gif Economy Worker @fairbairn.zone · Mar 7

Space X is the only time Elon Musk hasn’t failed upwards

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 2h

dude, that’s called lying. he lies, a lot.

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 2h

Graham Platner, Democratic candidate running to challenge the Republican Maine Senator, for the record.

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 2h

...and people still want to give him the benefit of the doubt? like sure, people change and all that, but nazis have a bit of a history pretending to be socialists and then pivoting to doing nazi shit.

the bar is so low, i'm tiered.

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 2h

so people have been really vague names for the past couple of days and i've just pieced together that the US politician who made a bunch of posts about communism is the same guy with the SS totenkopf tattoo..?

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 2h

something being your strong suit implies that there are weak suits and idk that just feels like a weird way to evaluate suits.

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 5h

*taps mic*

kei...

truck.

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 5h

technology used to spark joy, they simply don't make em like this any more. that's seriously such an amazing find. congrats

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 5h

holy shit, holy shit

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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 22h

This thing is wild - a floppy disc boombox that ONLY plays MIDI files 💾✨

AND I LOVE IT 😍

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 16h

you need to get one and take care of it and make sure they survive into the 2100s

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Anna @actuallyannalise.bsky.social · 16h

The Volvo 240 wagon has had a hold on me ever since I was a child and my parents bought one as their first brand new car back in the '80s. It would be wholly irrational for me to buy one as a utility vehicle.

And yet...

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

imagine playing quiplash against a guy who thinks he's going to get a car if he wins

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

game show idea: 2 teams of 4 people compete against each other, 1 person on each team is is told they're competing for cash prizes, the rest know the points are made up and it's all for fun.

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

"eh, if it swims it can be drowned"

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

speaking of, huge respect to the giant squid that found a submersible and started trying to eat it

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

or that one time they got a specimen of psychrolutes marcidus, a deep sea fish that lives around 1000 meters below the surface, which sustained extreme tissue damage from being depressurized to the tune of 100 atmospheres.
we started calling it blobfish because the mangled corpse looked weird.

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

very funny how marine biologiests go to the abyssal zone where a bunch of creatures who have never even seen a single ray of sunlight live, just to flashbang them with some high powered LED lights so they can take a photo.

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🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

"fix the fucking roof! it's leaking! i've asked you for decades"

"if you had asked nicer all of our things wouldn't be wet right now"

🕸️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ ☠️ @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 1d

the thing that bums me out the most about being a leftist is how we've been ostensibly correct about where the winds are blowing, and now that everything we said would happen is happening centrists still find a way to blame us for it.

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