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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 12h

no I am not aware of whatever you're talking about

tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 18h

yeah I feel like "being normal" is sort of 50/50 minding your business vs talking about it... maybe that's why they need a COACH to tell them which one it is!!!!!!!! 😤

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 18h

someone needs to, podcast is not a job and book is an anti-job

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 18h

soooo true and that's why we will make millions

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 21h

and yet!!! everyone is still like this!!!!!

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 21h

jk they won't even give me Xanax but I will do the part where I go "hmmm that doesn't sound like a real problem"

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 21h

my main qualification is that I'm a lifer and my girlfriend called me a "known polyamorist" in a way that I think wasn't strictly derogatory. I've never read polysecure but every new client will receive a copy of Love in a Fucked Up World and two loose Xanax

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 21h

I've heard rumors of two different "poly coaches" lately and I've decided that this should be my new career pivot. I have zero relevant professional training and my primary advice will likely be either "have you tried being normal about it" or "sounds like you actually want to do monogamy"

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22h

being alive is so crazy, wdym I've been crying for three days because a fake fish won a fake race

Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 1d

“When you have a loser in the mascot race and you want them to win, you can only fire that bullet once”

How Humpy the Salmon’s Historic Mascot Race Win Helped Spark Mariners' Victory

Humpy ran the race of his life on Friday night, and the Mariners responded.

www.si.com

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 2d

except this time they're also talking about Eduard Bazardo

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 2d

everyone is wellness-checking in on me from across the country in a way that I can only relate to "the time I had major surgery"

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 2d

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 2d

help

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 2d

yeah but we'll get a little banner for making it there and we'll never make it out of the ALCS anyway :) so :)

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 3d

watching this video every time I think about walking into the ocean and it's working better than Zoloft

James G @orth.ca · 4d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 3d

I'm on the Blue Jays because of that and because daaaaaa yankees lose :)

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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 3d

I am midway through this book and godDAMN it is so fucking funny

big recommend for any queers who have even a passing familiarity with Sex & the City

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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 4d

"[This book] achieves the rare art of the best humor: a joke that tells you something dead serious about life." -Torrey Peters bookshop.org/a/24457/9798...

Sex Change and the City

Check out Sex Change and the City - The team behind the Lambda Literary Award-winning 2 Trans 2 Furious returns with another delightful, deranged volume of queer media studies. Sex ...

bookshop.org

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 5d

you can also pre-order Sex Change and the City, the new anthology @tuck.bsky.social and I put together.

Support your local Sex Change.

bookshop.org/p/books/sex-...

Sex Change and the City

Check out Sex Change and the City - The team behind the Lambda Literary Award-winning 2 Trans 2 Furious returns with another delightful, deranged volume of queer media studies. Sex ...

bookshop.org

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 5d

Celebrate prime day by buying my book from Bookshop dot org (with free shipping and a little discount) or your fave indie bookstore.

Fuck Jeff Bezos, books don't need him.

Bookshop dot org: is.gd/iMcYEA

a book, with a blue cover and gradient red to yellow font that reads the dad rock that made me a woman by Niko Stratis. it's sitting on a wooden tabletop, behind it are records and a lamp and whatnot.

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 5d

Selena Gomez stuns in new selfie.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 5d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 5d

oh thank god

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All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 5d

listening to this playlist right now and it's great because I love most of these songs already and now I can listen to them and think about Niko and her brilliant book as well!

Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 14d

There is a playlist of every song mentioned in the book, you can listen to it via 🍎 🎶

music.apple.com/ca/playlist/...

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