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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2h

24 hours apart.

WaPo column by Pulitzer Prize winning dullard Kathleen Parker: "Is this the president we've been waiting for?"

The president posting a video of him dropping diarrhea from a fighter jet on protesters.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16h

a more virile president would drop powerful turd bombs not leak soup like he's trying to put out a forest fire

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 22h

COLUMBO: So you said there were no Communists at this rally.

ME: Yes, lieutenant. The Republicans lied to you.

COLUMBO: But it says here you spent 50 hours playing something called "Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic?"

ME: That- That doesn't prove anything! I haven't even beat the tutorial!

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

as a strategy gamer this is a huge "being noticed by senpai" moment for me

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

"mom can you come pick me up from BlueSky? all the other kids are roasting me for not playing enough Crusader Kings"

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

What can I say? I've got a lot of other exciting stuff* going on in my life!

*trying to learn how to play Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

can't quite put my finger on it but all of them joining BlueSky has a real Four Seasons Total Landscaping vibe

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

we actually don't need Bill Watterson to come back. thanks to the magic of AI we can create as many hilarious and very good Calvin and Hobbes strips as we want

A godawful AI-created Calvin and Hobbes strip about a voice-activated oven that some tech goon posted on Bluesky a couple years ago.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

read theory, dumbass

Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 1d

Its called entertainment journalism

The cover of the July 1991 issue of Disney Adventures featuring Billy Campbell as The Rocketeer

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

every time I think "Kathleen Parker is a dullard and a terrible writer" I have to correct myself: "PULITZER PRIZE WINNER Kathleen Parker is a dullard and a terrible writer"

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

"WHY won't you DEBATE ME on the platform run by NAZIS you COWARD?"

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

flabbergasted at the fact that they seemed to coordinate this across every agency's communications team. someone high up (Miller? Miller's team?) really thought "have the White House and every federal agency start a BlueSky account to own the libs" was a good use of time and energy right now

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

speaking as someone who spends most of his day on this website, I can think of nothing more cringe than joining this website

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

ceej @ceej.online · Jun 19

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 1d

HOMELAND SECURITY BLUESKY ACCOUNT: [posts AI image of Trump holding AOC's severed head, sized to a resolution of 1488 x 1488 pixels]

BLUESKY ACCOUNT WITH 106 FOLLOWERS: no alt text? I wish I could say I was surprised. just another big account throwing the visually impaired community under the bus

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

We go there semi-regularly but I've gotta be honest: this dog looks like he's pretty anxious about having people walk inside him to buy ice cream

The pipe smoking dog cafe from The Rocketeer on the back patio at the Idle Hour bar. His eyes are wide like the gummy just hit

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

this guy spent eight years at war with suburban NIMBYs, won, then turned around and primaried Nancy Pelosi less than a week later. just going full Kratos against the worst aspects of the Democratic Party

Josh Koehn @joshkoehn.bsky.social · 2d

Scott Wiener is done waiting on Nancy Pelosi. He’s running in 2026, sources say

San Francisco’s state senator previously said he would wait for Pelosi to retire from Congress, but polling and a progressive challenger changed the game.

sfstandard.com/2025/10/16/s...

Scott Wiener is done waiting on Nancy Pelosi. He’s running for Congress

San Francisco’s state senator previously said he would wait for Pelosi to retire before running, but polling and the emergence of a progressive challenger changed the game.

sfstandard.com

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

like I get it's more conservative than most states and it has a Republican senator, but I honestly think "guy who once called himself a communist" is still closer to the modal Maine voter than "lady who put a pro-life judge on the Supreme Court who later overturned Roe v Wade"

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

I'm honestly not even sure if the "referred to himself as a communist one time years ago online" thing is going to be radioactive in Maine. it would be different if he was running in Kentucky or something, but this state has voted Democratic at the presidential level in every election this century

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

hell yeah I'm into fine art

Display of the Modelo cans ("a few small beers") from One Battle After Another in the lobby of the Vista Theater.

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 2d

Mills' campaign rollout:

Screenshot of Mike F tweet:

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

thank you for voting to confirm this guy @schiff.senate.gov! way to be an effective member of the opposition party.

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 3d

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 3d

I'm calm.

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