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Tron Lebowski
@tronlebowski.bsky.social
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I wear tight, khaki trousers to work.
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 4h
Had a coworker that always used to say you aren’t a real runner until you shit yourself
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 5h
The Sox were eliminated first, and also let's talk about the Crusades, the Inquisition, and the wherebouts of the Temple menorah, shall we, Padre?

(10/10 would hash this out with him over not-a-Malört)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 5h
Damn Springer
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 5h
Not bad for a kid from the mean streets of Cedar Rapids
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 7h
Sacramento Kings forward Keegan Murray has agreed to a five-year, $140 million rookie contract extension with the franchise, Mark Bartelstein and Kyle McAlarney of @PrioritySports tell ESPN. Massive new deal for the Kings to lock in their 2022 No. 4 overall pick through 2030-31.
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 7h
Okay. Sure.
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Talkin’ Baseball (Bot) @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 8h
Orioles have expressed interest in hiring Albert Pujols as their new manager, per @Alden_Gonzalez
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 10h
Again?
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 10h
Yes?
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 10h
You know, I want some lasagna now
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 10h
Mondays, amirite
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 16h
And we’ll all get a 2-3% raise. So things are going great
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 16h
How much is everyone’s medical insurance going up next year? Getting a 9% hike on mine.
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
Do the Brewers own two L flags?
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
Yet
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
The Dodgers winning this series would be payback for Ryan Braun stealing that MVP from Matt Kemp
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
The Medal of Freedom doesn’t mean shit anymore
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
Just heard a coworker say he’s wearing red today because it’s “Wear Red for Charlie”. I’ve never wanted a printer to explode on someone so much.
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LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 1d
dudes rock
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
How did they get so many people there??
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 1d
Is this the new Bum Fights?
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🫧Mari “Allll ah diiis” Targaryen 😌™️ @chimchamri.bsky.social · 1d
OMG?? Did yall know this existed?!! 😳
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d
Fly the fucking L now you fucking loser fucks.
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 2d
Best second baseman in the NL, my ass
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 2d
Yep. Sure did.
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 2d
Should have let Snell finish it, dumbass
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 2d
wtf are you doing, Dodgers
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Tron Lebowski @tronlebowski.bsky.social · 2d
Shove it up your ass, Pat Murphy
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