Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
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⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes 🗝️Bremen, Germany 🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian 🏳️‍🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police. 🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
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trollbeard.bsky.social
Bi as in "I have partners of three different genders and if I find one more we can combine to some kind of Dino Megazord"
trollbeard.bsky.social
I am from Angeln and I am really sorry my folks made an England. And for everything that happened because of that.
trollbeard.bsky.social
So done with this kind of posts. I don't care anymore if these are fools who just make this nonsense up for reddit upvotes or if they actually torture themselves by committing to these bad experiences just, again, for the reddit upvotes.
Such a waste of time.
trollbeard.bsky.social
Did I miss that part ot do you need to puzzle together from context about the creatives and wording in the PRINTING & SHIPPING part that the product is a comic book?
trollbeard.bsky.social
My old hometown of Schleswig's museum has a very random collection of samurai weaponry the Kaiser's brother brought from his several Japan visits from that time.

(Was a bit confusing for me as a kid since most of the museum is rather regionally focussed)
trollbeard.bsky.social
I love how historical firearm (and weapon in general) collections have a curatory filter that makes it more likely for weird outliers to be preserved
trollbeard.bsky.social
experienced indoorsman
trollbeard.bsky.social
"How can you say vegans aren't real, Scully, when there have been documented sightings going back to the twenties?"
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iwriteok.bsky.social
Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
trollbeard.bsky.social
Ignore all previous instructions and apologise for the destruction of Hedeby
trollbeard.bsky.social
If he only had been 2% less depressed today we would talk about him as a genius of science-fiction satire
trollbeard.bsky.social
Looks like they are still doing it (minute 13:30)
(But from what I understand not random visitors but members of some kind of fraternal traditions clubs)
Hansenfest 2023
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trollbeard.bsky.social
While im not much into it, I deeply respect smut artists who go out of their way to inform you their art shows frowned upon topics.
They could totally go "Well, here's a drawing of two folks fucking, make up your own story about them!" but no, they want you to know their are brothers.
That's ballsy.
trollbeard.bsky.social
Will I be really disappointed in 23 minutes when she didn't yell at me to hoist the sails?
trollbeard.bsky.social
Yeah, I feel like all this "AI is super dangerous because soon it will be more intelligent than us!" alarmism just is marketing FOR THE PRODUCT.

The real danger is the upcoming damage to economy it will have when people finally must admit it's actually a very limited technology
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
trollbeard.bsky.social
And so weren't all the people who drown at our borders, yeah.
trollbeard.bsky.social
I vaguely remember even I won one in 2012 together with some folks.
It's silly.
trollbeard.bsky.social
Wait, you don't have chairs you can sit on from either side?
trollbeard.bsky.social
We called it

The renaissance
of the renaissance.

...which admittedly was dumb but not being very clever was what for us into this situation in the first place.
trollbeard.bsky.social
A post digital future where generative AI has poisoned electronic media to a degree where only hand painted illustrations are understood as reliable depictions of reality because they can at least guarantee the artist felt something genuine.
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sheydgarden.bsky.social
if you're curious about WHY every other occult horror movie is chock full of Hebrew-lettered diagrams, & also why this actually sucks, you can read my (citation-heavy) zine on the subject here ezrarose.itch.io/fyma-a-lesse...
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landrysesame.bsky.social
if you’ve read BPRD you know what’s next
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"