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treppan.bsky.social
Big Gay Poodle
@treppan.bsky.social
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Treppan, 37, They/Them (or "Dog") Barking around the Bluegrass (Lex KY) Former telecom worker. Gardening, nature, computers and games. In a polycule with other weirdo furries and one normie that tolerates us. Ask about my AD, I guess?
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 4m
"Couldn't get through my day without strippers and three-ways."
"I go up and down so many poles I should set out a tip jar."
"Hey go get the horse cock, I gotta pull something."
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 8m
"IT Guy" in bio but it just means someone who's really into sewer clowns
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 9m
Just kidding I'm not watching this slop, who is asking for a cinematic universe prequel to a pair of unnecessarily long reboot movies barely attached to a mediocre Stephen King book
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 11m
This "Welcome to Derry" show has very little to do with Information Technology. False advertising.
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 2h
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1h
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1h
Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.

Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 19h
"Is it ready?"
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."

Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.

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I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3d
You heard me
90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”
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Pug @pugu.bsky.social · 19h
🦌
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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 2d
"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game"

x.com/dailyportalz...
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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 2d
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
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✦ Adam ✦ @wanderingwastes.bsky.social · 21h
B&W sketch for QueerCoyote on Telegram!
#artcommission #furryart #anthroart #anthroartist #sketch #anthro
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Conjure Creature 🔮 @conjurecreature.bsky.social · 1d
🔥Lucifer🔥we are here🥰for your praise💕evil one😈
Our conjuration sings infernal psalms
And smear the smudge in bleeding palms 💕
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 23h
In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.
Dayanne Figueroa was on her way to get coffee before heading to work when she encountered a chaotic scene in West Town: heavily armed, masked federal agents making arrests on a residential street. People yelled as vehicles honked their horn — a sign now used to alert neighbors that immigration federal agents are in the area — and witnesses said federal agents had arrested several landscaper workers presumed to be in the country without authorization. As Figuero tried to drive through the 1600 block of West Hubbard Street on Friday, Oct. 10, an unmarked vehicle driven by federal agents collided with Figueroa’s as it tried to speed away from a hostile crowd, multiple videos reviewed by the Tribune show. Seconds after the crash, agents abruptly stopped their vehicle and exited with weapons in hand pointing at Figueroa, a U.S citizen. Agents then forcibly opened her door and pulled her out of the vehicle by her legs without identifying themselves, presenting a warrant or informing her that she was under arrest. As bystanders yelled, “You hit her! We have it on video!” agents ignored the crowd and forced Figueroa into a red minivan and drove away. Her car was left behind in the middle of the road, her coffee still in the cup holder, and her keys in plain view.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23h
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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ben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 1d
they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · May 23
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Mobius @COMM OPEN @mobiusu14.bsky.social · 3d
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shishi fu on my dog till i kom a inu @liligao.bsky.social · 1d
trent reznor voice: right left right left down chu chu chu chu chu
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2d
I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...
The rules Iwas fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren’t having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn’t likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it from the right vantage looked like a cartoon heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth. Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn’t think we were allowed do that.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 1d
You can't call it that, with that logo, on that shape and color tag.
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Big Gay Poodle @treppan.bsky.social · 1d
C'mon, man.
A shoe on a shelf at a store, with two tags, one declaring the brand name as "Hey Dude," the other, the focus of the picture, advertising their "Dude Grip" feature. This latter tag is round, dark brown and has a white anus-like logo above the words "Dude Grip."
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